SmittysLawnGuy

Tell your wife that your full of shizz and Sam Sucks. It's time for healing in your marriage!

I need a win today. My energy level on game days has wained with the last two losses (especially last week). Another crippling defeat this week will have me limping into next week without even a beer in hand. God forbid it's a few more weeks of losing, then it will be off to the mock draft sites in the middle of the season once again without even having many draft picks. I need a spark that only a win or a fruit alcohol infusion can deliver. Hopefully both. As for now my legs have fallen asleep on the commode and I'm afraid to get up. Guess I'm going on short term IR. Getting old and losing suck! Someone play me some Ked Woodley so I can find my inner Billy Graham to walk again and inspire my Panthers to glorious victory!

When the best husband in the world tells someone to shut the fug up, it means it's gotten real up in here.

I still consider Tom Brady to be a rookie with Covid and all. Imagine how good he'll be in the next 5-10 years.

Man, I watched every minute of Chris Weinke and Jimmy Pickles. It's not like I'm going anywhere. This one sucks a little extra because the better team (by a wide margin) lost. I'm trying to come to grips as to why. Your boy Sammy was a major contributor in that loss. The coaching had several head scratching moments as well. I shouldn't have elevated my expectations as much as I did. Ill stop pizzing on the team now. My liquid anger is gone. Hope we can regroup from this debacle. roar.

Seems like your floor was placed over a sink hole and we won't mention your ceiling. Gonna take us a minute to fish Darny out of this extinction level crater.

Thank God we decided to pay Sam 20 million next year instead of seeing if he was worth a shizz first! Saved us 5 million if he had been good. Instead we couldn't trade him for your grandpa's pack of Worthers originals +10 million bucks.

4) We suck balls

Me! For having to endure that fugtardedness!

Right. For once I saw Chubba run out wide on a 3rd down n got it. I thought, maybe he figured it out or maybe not.

I get the pressure but has anyone else seen Darn in a clean pocket throwing while facing his target? It's awkward as fug. How can you throw with precision like that. Welp I guess you can't.

No shiit! Be nice if the QB could hit guys wide opened after 10 yrds! All we have is 2 gloves+balls. Have to at least hit a third of those.

No worries. After today they're squashed.

Apologies to everyone. We'll get um next week tiger. That's the spirit. Keep your chin up! Can't get a hit if you're not up to bat. Awe shucks. Fug you! Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing!

Id expect you to be more disgruntled. Did you take in what you just witnessed. Join me!

Before you fantards flame me, just remember, we should have won by 40. So who's at fault was it? Someone has to get the blame. Coach sucked. OC sucked. Ol sucked. Sam sucked. Hubby 1. Please stuff a mag light up my ass to shed that proverbial Homer spirit up there.

If we even sniff the playoffs then it means CMC is league MVP. Darnold, Brady and Rhule couldn't win the Highschool state championship. Sad but true.

Well college buddies would sure as hell throw in Phil Snow. Without him, Rhule is a 30 point loser. I would have rather fielded the defense on every play rather than watch that stool sample of an offense. Just maybe Rhules lackies carried him?

Darnold sucked. Sugar coat it anyway you want fan boys!

Mind you the end of the first half (which appeared to be on Rhule) was a total debauchery and probably cost us the game.

Game plan is probably OK if Darnold doesn't suck the ball sack off of it. His play was shizz! I'm not a basher but that will never win a championship

His college buddy way TF out preformed him today. That D is top notch. Plow away on him, Brady and Darnold. That offense was cringe inducing.

As pissed as I am. Bit much?

Preach brother! Any fan who wasn't disgusted with that performance needs to get off the god dazz field. Ill leave it to Hubby1 to juice the squad but a high school squad could have finished that game. A pro team wins by 4 scores. WTF did I just watch? Sobering up is only pissing me more!

Sam sucked and the coaches sucked worse!