Proudiddy

Nobody would give a poo about the outcome of this had Tepper not run us into the ground over the last 3 years or so. We're forced to care if we want to have any type of success because the organization has been turned to poo by his shitty decisions leading to everything hinging on this deal to get us out of the fuging crater he has left us in.

4 paragraphs is too long lol. Anyway, I've been at this since '95, bro, and this has been the worst, most hopeless stretch ever. poo ain't going our way. Enjoy.

I haven't wrote any poo comparable to what I'm writing tonight in length or content. I'm tired of the bullshit. Teppers dumbass has backed us in a corner and the chickens are coming home to roost. He has chased after Watson for over a year after humiliating the most impactful player in the history of our franchise, which is what led us down the fuged up road we're on with Darnold eating up 18 mil in cap and us missing a 2nd and 4th round pick this year. And now he's about to get left at the altar because of the shitty ass decisions he's made since assuming ownership, especially the coach he picked and the proceeding dysfunction that resulted from that. We can't ever get ahead because of the fuging clueless idiots that run this organization. At least we usually got a winning season every other season on average under JR. Tepper is about to have us motorboating the flooded NFL basement for the next decade while embarrassing us in the process at every fuging turn... all while he dips his well-done steak in fuging ketchup, all before he decides his struggles are our fault in a few years and packs up and moves the franchise somewhere else. fug him and his fortune he made off fuging over the same exact people that comprise the majority of the fanbase - everyday people. He's a fuging idiot.

Or when you're too busy bragging about how big your balls are, hiring shitty college coaches who have no fuging idea what they're doing, all while slapping your wife's ass and shoving your fingers crack-deep on camera in the middle of a presser after being gifted a fuging team the NFL created a fake controversy over to get the last owner dismissed so they could hand-deliver it to you.

It's not luck. They're a well-run, corrupt organization. And we are a not-well-run organization that also doubles as the nfl's bitch.

Don't worry, Watson is about to make all of us take a break.

But that's the thing. I doubt we've even made an offer. We're just sitting around like a bunch of clueless fuging idiots, waiting to see if all our eggs don't get crushed in the Watson basket. Its fuging pathetic. Meanwhile, our dumbass Pillsbury ass used car selling coach is liking tweets from our division rivals congratulating them on bringing back the guy who has absolutely whooped out ass the last two years. I'm tired of this fuging poo. Every fuging year we cut off our nose to spite our face and then shoot ourselves in the fuging dick and foot. We're ran by fuging idiots.

And like I said, at this point, our best bet is to try to go ahead and sign the pieces NO is banking on to lure him in with Armstead and Fuller, but instead of acting like NO and ATL do with us, we're run by a bunch of spineless pussies who want to sit on their hands and hope that we both a) don't offend anyone and b) Watson is blind to our dysfunction. fuging idiots.

Like I said, the fact that HOU and the league are allowing him to meet with a team who are realistically completely incapable of putting together a trade package for him that would a)compensate HOU, and b)fit him on the roster under the cap while still keeping enough people to play on a Sunday. Its a fuging insult to us. And furthermore, makes me think the NFL is tampering with the whole situation like they do every other fuging thing we're ever involved in to fuging screw us. If he liked us and we have the best package of compensation, why the fug are we here???? The NFL is steering him elsewhere.

I wish we could just go ahead and sign armstead and fuller like we're moving on. I'm tired of this poo.

Don't matter if it's tonight or Friday. He ain't coming here.

Complete waste of time.

Its still unfuging real that HOU and the league is still even allowing that meeting to take place considering ATL's absolute inability to meet HOU's demands in any capacity. A complete waste of time.

Wow. So the Cowgirls came to an agreement with Randy Gregory, then after they cam to an agreement, they tried to add language in the contract to protect themselves (I'm assuming it had to do with off-field stuff), so Gregory backed out and immediately signed with the Broncos. They said Jerry Jones is pissed.

He still controls where he goes with the NTC. So why is he meeting with teams he knows will be completely gutted if they somehow can put together enough assets to even make the trade for him? Or teams that in reality, have no way to clear the cap space for him? At this point, the longer he strings it out, the less assets we can add to help (like Armstead) if we're waiting on him, and the more he drives up the price for whatever team he agrees to go to. And say HOU likes our offer the best... he can still tell them, after having met with us, that he doesn't want to come here. It just doesn't make sense.

Apparently Deshaun being among them.

I wonder if Rhule will like the tweet from the Saints when they welcome Deshaun to New Orleans?

But this is why I'm checking out... fug Trey Lance and whatever else they have to offer... not one of the teams that have been named has a better package with more value than what we have offered that can actually complete the deal, in both players and pick position. So if that is a fact, which it is, then the fact that we are still here with him inviting more meetings from teams who can't offer ehat we have while still provding him the best offensive supporting cast possible, means he does not want to come here. He knows these other teams can't make the same kind of offer we did to ensure they're content and the deal gets done, so why else would you be meeting with them? We completely wasted our time.

I know it's not his fault, but I want to punch him in his fuging goofy ass face.

Its official. Tepper has locked us into NFL hell for the foreseeable future. Thanks, brass balls! Also, fug matt rhule.

Yup, its over.

Somebody volunteering to turn the lights off after everybody leaves? This poo has run its course.

I thought about that after I typed it like, "wait, we might be Burger King," but I think we're more like Five Guys right now. Atlanta is Burger King.

If I'm working as a top executive for Amazon or Google, or have been offered said position with them, and fuging Burger King walks up and asks me if I want to be a Store Manager of their shithole restaurant. What do you think my response would be? Atlanta is Burger King.

Or do you test drive that first car, and kind of like it but realize it doesn't have a lot of the features you want and if you buy it, you know you're gonna regret it and eventually be really unhappy with it, so you keep shopping for another car for two more weeks?