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Icege

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  1. If Bryce was 7'2" Icky wouldn't have false started on the 9yd line.
  2. If Bryce was 7'1" the stream for today's game wouldn't keep crapping out on me during a play and never during a commercial break.
  3. If Bryce was 7' then special teams would have been better today.
  4. DREAM TEAM TIME EDIT: My bad, forgot to stick with the bit. If Bryce was 6'11" then Jimmy Horn Jr would be active as well.
  5. If Bryce was 6'10" then Brock Lesnar would not have ended The Streak at Wrestlemania 30.
  6. If Bryce was 6'9" the defense wouldn't have given up that TE screen for a touchdown.
  7. If Bryce was 6'7" the Panthers would use grass instead of turf at BOA.
  8. If Bryce was 6'6" there wouldn't have been an ineligible man downfield.
  9. If Bryce was 6'5" the Patriots would have never drafted Tom Brady.
  10. If Bryce was 6'4" the punt would have rolled out of bounds at the 1yd line instead of being a touchback.
  11. If Bryce were 6'3" then the OL wouldn't have let former Panther legend K'Lavon Chaisson apply immediate pressure.
  12. If Bryce were 6'2" the defense would have gotten that stop.
  13. Bryce Young is a terrible gunner and why special teams keeps giving up punt returns.
  14. Tremble wouldn't have false started if Bryce wasn't so small.
  15. Damn you Bryce, how dare you make Etienne slip on the return!
  16. I knew Treyveon Henderson would get me points in fantasy today. Morgan Moses moving Christian Rozeboom around in the endzone like an end table he's trying to find a spot for.
  17. Nick Scott was watching Karate Kid to get hype for the game
  18. Damn, now rookie Cam Jackson is down. Hope we didn't burn an entire season's worth of luck in week 3. EDIT: Wait, was it Jackson or BB3?
  19. Gaaaawd dayum. Pats offense is hitting chunk play after chunk play after their first drive stalled out.
  20. Fitzgerald missed the field goal because Bryce is too small. Did I do it right? Is this where somebody tries to tell me why it was Bryce's fault that Fitzgerald had to kick to begin with?
  21. Well then I guess that's why Canales has been playing for field positioning.
  22. Going from the hands guy to the guaranteed drop or two a game guy is frustrating. I'd rather have him go through these issues now though instead of later. Supercharge his development arc!
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