Gerald Wallace Facts

[Porn Shop Clerk]

http://geraldwallacefacts.blogspot.com/2009/12/gerald-wallace-facts.html

Few of my favs:

People think Gerald Wallace is in the habit of dangling his mouthpiece. This is untrue. It’s just that the mouthpiece wants to see what amazing thing he’s going to do next.

Gerald Wallace doesn't jump. When he dunks, the arena lowers itself until the rim is at his eye level.

Gerald Wallace actually won a Nobel Prize for most "OHHHHH!!!"s and "DID HE JUST DO THAT!!!!"s.

[Panthers128]

I think Gerald is a long shot for the All Star game because of the poor coaching talent currently in the NBA. in the 90s he'd easily be put in by coaches, but look around the NBA, most these guys don't deserve to be coaching at this level and I doubt they'll appreciate or understand what Gerald is doing. Also it's likely if they vote based on our success they'll give the votes to Stephen Jackson. I remember a similar situation for the Heat in 2001 where Eddie Jones was playing extremely well but coaches voted in Anthony Mason due to too many guards and going with the more veteran player. Similar case here, there are plenty of forwards playing great and I could see Jackson going over a guy like Vince Carter or Ray Allen.

Also don't even get me started on the fan voting where Tracy McGrady is currently a starter.