PhillyB

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About PhillyB

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  • Birthday 08/30/1985

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  • Gender Male
  • Location third spur east of the sun
  • Interests 19th century nautical literature

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  1. PhillyB added a post in a topic Cecil the lion   

    i don't really care if people kill animals. people have been killing animals since the beginning of time. i also don't think it's logical to get any more outraged over a lion's death than, say, a pig's, especially considering the latter are industrially slaughtered.
    but killing for the sake of killing is some fuged up poo. that dick is standing around shirtless holding up dead animals because he thinks it makes him look like a total badass. what a douche.
    also it's pathetic that game hunters defend it as "helping conservation." it helps conservation because the money they pay to destroy another life for the sake of destroying another life goes towards conservation. if they gave a flying poo about conservation they'd donate the money and show up to the park on a bus with a pair of binoculars and a camera.
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  2. PhillyB added a post in a topic Why your team sucks: Atlanta Falcons   

    buzzfeed-style all-caps narrativity for hilarity has definitely jumped the shark
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  3. PhillyB added a post in a topic Buh bye Stephen Hill   

    we'll miss that blazing speed
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  4. PhillyB added a post in a topic Looks like Cincinnati is next   

    if touchdown jesus was black he'd be dead
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  5. PhillyB added a post in a topic Foxnews race baits and hit it big with their base   

    it would be an interesting social experiment to bring all of those commenters onto the huddle for free accounts and see whose tinderbox posts they all pie
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  6. PhillyB added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    chat by that point had devolved to one hundred uniform "lol" or "gg" comments at the exact same time for all four quarters of football. those were dark, dark days
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  7. PhillyB added a post in a topic Brady's suspension upheld   

    yup
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  8. PhillyB added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    i think i was numb by that point. we'd seen that script too many times to not know exactly what was coming our way. it was 2012 all over again. god, what hell that was.
    i was watching that game with a bills fan. how i managed to kick her out of my house without using my foot i'll never know.
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  9. PhillyB added a post in a topic Saints Dumpster fire gets more fuel   

    the saints 12th man is a paramedic
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  10. PhillyB added a post in a topic I am so fuging hammered right now   

    just got off work and bought a couple new york strips. sometimes you just need a 3am steak and baked potato and woodford
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  11. PhillyB added a post in a topic I am so fuging hammered right now   

    proud of your beer choice dex
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  12. PhillyB added a post in a topic Philly Brown with a sick route against Patrick Peterson   

    sooner or later DBs are gonna start jumping that poo. if shula is worth a poo they'll start adding wrinkles that let him fake out and then go deep.
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  13. PhillyB added a post in a topic What's the HAPPIEST you have been as a Panthers fan?   

    i went catatonic when robert lester stepped in front of brady's pass in 2013 and ended the game.
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  14. PhillyB added a post in a topic Armed white racists with Conferdate flags and pickup trucks storm a black child's birthday party   

    every time i travel it's the first thing i get asked about as soon as people find out i'm an american. it's downright embarrassing.
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  15. PhillyB added a post in a topic The Piesman Trophy?   

    i do miss that ochre disc appearing at the bottom right of my screen as i scrolled down. i always knew i was about to read some funny ass poo the instant it registered with my firing synapses. 
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