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Who loves uncomfortable silences?

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I was having a rather bad evening when I pulled into a BP in the middle of nowhere. All I wanted was a good cup of coffee, but I would settle for whatever they had left. I wasn't really paying attention when I went to the counter, but the cashier, Jaba the Slutt, was apparently planning on eating me in one form or the other.

She made a comment about being thirsty which struck me as odd because it was coffee not Gatorade. I had a thought, which like almost all of my thoughts, appeared from some distant part of my brain with out warning. Unfortunately, it missed the filter, and these words fell from my lips like hunks of gel covered spam...

"You can suck off a water buffalo, but that doesn't mean you are thirsty."

So, there we stood. For a good thirty seconds. Me grinning and her giant triple cheeseburger inhaling maw open. I couldn't help but soak it in. I love an uncomfortable silence, even when I am involved. Anyone else love those little moments?

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Are you making fun of my love of ...

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I have a feeling a sexual encounter came afterwards....Am I correct?

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:lol:

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Asshole. My momma came home and cried for three hours cause of that!

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I have a feeling a sexual encounter came afterwards....Am I correct?

Yes, but I couldn't bring myself to tell your grandmother about what I said. It turns her off, and she is pretty dry as it is.

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Asshole. My momma came home and cried for three hours cause of that!

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Yes, but I couldn't bring myself to tell your grandmother about what I said. It turns her off, and she is pretty dry as it is.

:lol: :confused::(:mad::mad2:

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Yeah, I am diabetic so I eat tons of sugar, dip my manmunchie in chocolate, and tell them it is a Cadbury Egg.

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Yeah, I am diabetic so I eat tons of sugar, dip my manmunchie in chocolate, and tell them it is a Cadbury Egg.

I haven't heard

manmunchie
in a very long time...:lol:

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I used to call it Mr. Bleedinpuss, but women found that intimidating...

And then they would want me to let them out of the well. Complete pain, let me tell ya.

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