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#1 ARSEN

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 09:23 PM

Have any good stories?

#2 Wither

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 09:53 PM

I tried, but it turned into a 6 month thing.

#3 CatsMeow

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 09:58 PM

I've never had one.

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 10:06 PM

I have the best one night stand story.


It begins with me bartending at an Applebee's near you back in the late 90's. I have a pretty, young lady sit down at my bar around 4:45 (not long after I started my shift), and stayed there until I got off work at 10:00 (when the closing bartender took the reigns alone). During that time, she drank a bit- enough to catch a buzz, but not so drunk that she couldn't follow me home. I was telling her about my new puppy, dimbee, that I had just gotten a week before and showed her a picture. She just had to meet him. OK. So, I take her back to my apartment and introduce her to my pup. We all hang out, playing with the pup, drinking beers and smoking weed. We move to my bedroom, I handle what needs handling and she takes a shower. During that 10 minutes that she's in the shower, I plan my exit strategy. When I hear the shower cut off, I immediately set off my beeper alarm (in ring test mode), exclaim loudly, "What the fug?" *pretend to make a phone call* "Hey, man. I just got the text. What's up?" I say into my wireless home phone that is not picked. Feign hearing of my best friend being in jail. Gal walks out and asks what's up. I explain how my best friend got arrested and I have to go downtown to bail him out. I pick up my wallet, look in, grimace and say, "Hey, can I borrow $60? I'm spending all of my tips to get him out, but I'm $60 short." She gives me the cash. I give her a phone number (that is not mine) and she leaves wishing me luck with my best friend. I wait a few minutes and drive over to my drugdealers house and buy 3 ecstacy pills for $60 and head to Latino House for a party.

Remarkably, she never came back to the Applebee's (while I was working at least) and never came back by my apartment (I can't attest to her remembering how to get back once sober).

Beat that.

Edited by dimbee, 01 December 2010 - 10:08 PM.


#5 Wither

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 10:14 PM

The only appropriate response to that is "lol."

#6 Dpantherman

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 10:26 PM

ha ha..........................






































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Posted 01 December 2010 - 10:30 PM

Does rape count as a one night stand?

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 10:31 PM

To be young again.

:D

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 10:34 PM

I tried, but it turned into a 9 month thing & beyond :(


fixed

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 10:45 PM

I've never had one.


Same here.