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#31 Mr. Scot

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 01:23 PM

There would be ALOT of delay of game penalties. If she lined up under center, Kalil would never hike the ball.

And after his wife shoots him, then what?

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 01:24 PM

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#33 Jase

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 01:24 PM

could have been worse, they could have named you Jase!


I dunno, that sounds pretty sexy to me. :troll:

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 01:27 PM

you spelt ghey wrong

#35 BountyHunter

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 01:30 PM

And after his wife shoots him, then what?


Then a line will form behind his corpse waiting for the chance to replace him.

Edited by BountyHunter, 02 February 2011 - 01:35 PM.


#36 Mr. Scot

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 02:28 PM

she was on NFLN being interviewed and she gave her thoughts on Rivera and Fox.. I wasn't paying much attention though.

she did mention that Rivera comes across a little scary to her.

She's not the only one.

As the old joke goes, before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks in his closet and under his bed for Ron Rivera :eek:

If I'm in the autograph line at camp this year, I'm gonna make sure I don't slouch when he walks by (and I'd suggest everyone else do the same) :lol:

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 02:28 PM

She usually has a wicked CT. I may be one of the few who notices this lol.

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 02:31 PM

I saw Kalil out at Suite in Charlotte back in 2008 right before training camp started. He was out with a couple of other guys- seemed pretty approachable and only drinking water at the club.

However, I saw him again that same night at 2am in the elevator of one of the parking decks. He must have done some sipping between those two times b/c he was obviously drunk and sweating like a mofo. His girlfriend (maybe his wife now?) was helping to hold him up which is funny b/c she was a petite little thing.

Speaking of, Kalil isn't the biggest O-lineman by any stretch, but he does have the largest trap muscles I have ever seen (no neck).

But back to Kalil's girl, I doubt he's up too many nights thinking about what ifs. His girl was smoking hot (had a Cali accent so they probably met at Southern Cal). Maybe not in Brooklyn Decker's league, but pretty close.

While O-linemen themselves may be called the Big Uglies, I'm pretty sure they do alright in the hotness department for gfs/wifes. I saw Jeff Mitchell out several years back at a restaurant in the Arbouretum and his wife was model-esque too. I'm sure the millions they make a year don't hurt...

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 02:36 PM

Kalil's wife...

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Something tells me he's doing just fine :sosp:

Edited by Mr Scot, 02 February 2011 - 02:40 PM.


#40 The Saltman

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 02:42 PM

if you're an nfl player and your wife is not hot u must be one ugly motherfuker.

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 03:03 PM

and?


Can't wait to see her hotness in the new movie coming out.

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 04:48 PM

Here's a vid of her on NFLN:

http://www.nfl.com/v...Brooklyn-Decker

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 04:52 PM

...and the best part of the whole thing was that Uncle Fester (Dukes) was sitting right next to her and didn't have the balls to make any smartass comments about the Panthers when they discussed her fanhood.

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 04:56 PM

btw, DP is fuggin great...


care to rephrase that?

True story, my dad tried to convince my mom to name me Blacken.




What a tool.


it took me a minute to get the first part of the joke. i felt pretty dumb. and then i realized there was a second part to the joke. and i felt even dumber.

#45 bleys

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 05:58 PM

care to rephrase that?


no, I'm good.. :)


Steve Mariucci comes off as a bit of a creeper...


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