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#1 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 01:54 PM

Just thought it was only fair to post the funny stuff from the other side...that and SouthCak said he wanted to read one :)


First List:

Because I believe we *really* are a monarchy, not a democracy and that the President should have the powers of a King.

Because the idea of bombing Iran makes me salivate like a bitch in heat.

Because I believe the Constitution is just a goddamn piece of paper.

Because the rule of force trumps the rule of law.

Because we need more poor people.

Because an obese drug addict with a radio show told me to.

Because I *love* catchy phrases like "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" and "BRING 'EM ON."

Because clean air is so darn overrated.

Because the thought of torturing people brings me close to orgasm.

Because "habeus corpus" was dreamed up by a bunch of men wearing tights.

Because unadulterated prescription drugs are not important to me.

Because I think my chances of getting salmonella are very low.

Because visiting those national monuments *should* include seeing the wonders of mechanization that those oil well rigs represent and the patches of dirty crude broken and discarded pipe enhance the experience, too.

here's another list:

VOTE REPUBLICAN

IF:

You are a Multinational Corporation.

You hate animals.

You are pro-liberty and against a womens right to choose.

You are pro-life and support the death penalty.

You want private corporations to make policy.

You think it would be neat to be an Orwellian novel character in real life.

You believe some people are more equal then others.

You like tax cuts that your kids get to pay for.

You think Paris Hilton needs a tax break.

You think Jesus is for War and accumulated wealth.

Your favorite character from "It's a Wonderful Life" is Mr. Potter.

You can't stand the Middle Class.

You like Aristocracy

You think the world is 6,000 years old.

You're Pro-Torture.

Global warming doesn't concern you.

You are very afraid.

You favorite colors are Black and White.

You think machines are a good way to vote.

You like authoritarian government.

You do better when people decide for you.

#2 SCP

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:07 PM

:biggrin5: You see, I think these sterotypes are funny. You won't see me crying foul.

BTW, the theory of Global Warming doesn't concern me one bit. When Al Gore parks his Gulf Stream for a Smart Car, then I'll start to worry.

#3 Murph

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:17 PM

Because "habeus corpus" was dreamed up by a bunch of men wearing tights.


:lol:

Kind of dilutes it a little bit for me now.

#4 Matt Foley

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:21 PM

Just thought it was only fair to post the funny stuff from the other side...that and SouthCak said he wanted to read one :)


First List:
Because an obese drug addict with a radio show told me to.



That's funny right there. I don't care who you are. :D

#5 Carolina Husker

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:29 PM

I like these:

You are very afraid.

Your favorite colors are Black and White.


:D

#6 Matt Foley

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:38 PM

I like these:



:D


Why? Those aren't funny. Oh...duh...answered my own question...:D

#7 Jase

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:55 PM

I like these:



:D


Racist.

#8 Carolina Husker

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 03:23 PM

I hate everyone equally.

#9 TruthVsComfort

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:34 PM

The video is funnier. :)


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#10 Jase

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:43 PM

lol



Wait until the scene when the father is dropping the son off at school.

#11 JoCoLoco

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:54 PM

:lol:

Kind of dilutes it a little bit for me now.


It's funny that everbody freaks out and says that the Right tries to eliminate the writ of habeus corpus, but no one is bothered by or even mentions the fact that Lincoln actually did it during the Civil War. You'd think they would, considering he was a Republican.

#12 Davidson Deac II

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 08:07 PM

I was all for suspending habeus corpus as provided for in the constitution, for a limited time after 9-11. Say 6-12 months or so. At least for those suspected of being involved in terrorist activities. Had it been done properly, above board, with specific time limits, it would have been mostly accepted.

Edited by Davidson Deac II, 24 February 2009 - 10:05 PM.


#13 venom

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 04:51 AM

Just thought it was only fair to post the funny stuff from the other side...that and SouthCak said he wanted to read one :)


First List:

Because I believe we *really* are a monarchy, not a democracy and that the President should have the powers of a King.

Because the idea of bombing Iran makes me salivate like a bitch in heat.

Because I believe the Constitution is just a goddamn piece of paper.

Because the rule of force trumps the rule of law.

Because we need more poor people.

Because an obese drug addict with a radio show told me to.

Because I *love* catchy phrases like "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" and "BRING 'EM ON."

Because clean air is so darn overrated.

Because the thought of torturing people brings me close to orgasm.

Because "habeus corpus" was dreamed up by a bunch of men wearing tights.

Because unadulterated prescription drugs are not important to me.

Because I think my chances of getting salmonella are very low.

Because visiting those national monuments *should* include seeing the wonders of mechanization that those oil well rigs represent and the patches of dirty crude broken and discarded pipe enhance the experience, too.

here's another list:

VOTE REPUBLICAN

IF:

You are a Multinational Corporation.

You hate animals.

You are pro-liberty and against a womens right to choose.

You are pro-life and support the death penalty.

You want private corporations to make policy.

You think it would be neat to be an Orwellian novel character in real life.

You believe some people are more equal then others.

You like tax cuts that your kids get to pay for.

You think Paris Hilton needs a tax break.

You think Jesus is for War and accumulated wealth.

Your favorite character from "It's a Wonderful Life" is Mr. Potter.

You can't stand the Middle Class.

You like Aristocracy

You think the world is 6,000 years old.

You're Pro-Torture.

Global warming doesn't concern you.

You are very afraid.

You favorite colors are Black and White.

You think machines are a good way to vote.

You like authoritarian government.

You do better when people decide for you.



at least the "why i voted democrat" one was true for the most part. this one is way off.

#14 Zod

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 07:36 AM

at least the "why i voted democrat" one was true for the most part. this one is way off.




lol


lol


LMAO


haha


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