LOL swag. Dude, I'm a fugin 37 year old dude that drives his wifes minivan when we go on vacation. I pay my bills the day I get them in the mail. I still keep a hard copy check book ledger. I DVR Clifford The Big Red Dog and watch that poo with my kids. I coach flag football and call my defense The Magnificent Seven. I bought an air compressor because I think paying for tire air at the gas station is a fugin scam. I googled poo to find out when the best time is to prune my Crape Myrtles. I went into a god damned Staples today to take a poop and bought a pack of gum before I left because I felt guilty for destroying their restroom. The last fugin thing I am concerned about is swag.
Best thread ever. Best post ever. Well done, sir. This post of yours should be a fuggin e-card, Hallmark card, in a fortune cookie.....something. Absolutely classic.
As far as the OP, to borrow a page from Dave Chappelle, I'm a connoisseur of hatred of other teams, and your hatred is magnifique.