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Chaos    8,393

To quote the famous Dice Clay, I got a rag that took so many loads I hung it on the wall. People think it's art.

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Mrs Pantherfan    826

I got a little hammered last Saturday night...and woke up to...um...blue sticky stuff in my hair right above my forehead...I'm thinking gum..but after reading this thread I'm not so sure anymore

how the f*uck did I get gum in my hair!!?!?!?

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Scrumtrilescent    3,279

Fell out of your mouth when you fell asleep, rolled over on it, presto.

Or an alien jizzed his bluemangunk into your hair after a wild night of your close encounter of the sexay kind.

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Mrs Pantherfan    826

no..I was drinking Chardonnay...

See?? Maybe an alien did spunk in my hair...I did hit the wine wall.. and MrPF went back out after I hit the pillow.....did I get molested??/

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SCP    30,419

no..I was drinking Chardonnay

LOL Chardonnay.

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Jase    12,486

no..I was drinking Chardonnay...

See?? Maybe an alien did spunk in my hair...I did hit the wine wall.. and MrPF went back out after I hit the pillow.....did I get molested??/

By a smurf?

Maybe.

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SCP    30,419

Was it shaped like a mushroom? Perhaps you were given a blue mushroom stamp.

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Mrs Pantherfan    826

LOL Chardonnay.

Look here, ass face...I am a wino..you gots a problem with that????..but seriously..I like my wine..you can take your shitty ass beer and shove up Jase's bunghole

Was it shaped like a mushroom? Perhaps you were given a blue mushroom stamp.

ha..no! it was just a little bit..it's not like the whole shebang was in there

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Jase    12,486

Look here, ass face...I am a wino..you gots a problem with that????..but seriously..I like my wine..you can take your shitty ass beer and shove up Jase's bunghole

I like Chardonnay, too, MPF.

Up my bunghole.

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