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[SCP]

Since both the Eagles and Panthers suck at football I just want to point out that your West Jersey/Lower PA women make Rosie O'Donnel look sexy. Pulled pork BBQ is better than cheese steak. The Delaware River is like a stream of blood from a bleeding hemroid on the asshole of PA. I'm assuming that's why a large portion of the Phily population has relocated to the Charlotte region. Thanks for polluting the South with large mouth Rocky Balboa wanna-be's. I'm sure your NFC East rivals like to remind you that the Eagles are the only team from that division without a Lombardi. You have been around about 4x longer than the Panthers and have as many titles as us and only one more Super Bowl appearance. Pretty fugging embarrassing if you ask me. Especially since the Giants, Cowboys, and Foreskins have like 13 between them. Oh well, at least your fan base is known for being the worlds largest group of assholes. Congrats.

[SCP]

Chickie & Pete's is a great place to eat, though. Crab fries kick ass.

[Carolinaguy88]

Took the biggest dump I've ever taken visiting Philadelphia after eating a cheese steak. Clogged that som b*tch up and walked away.

[SCP]

Uh oh Eagles fans. You better bang your fat women this morning cause they're gonna be pissed off tonight after Captain breaks Nick Foles face.

[Roger Dorn]

Who are you guys talking to?

Philly is trash though and so is their fan base.

When I think of a person from Philly I think of a short fat guy with a mustache in a tucked in wife beater with jean shorts.

[SCP]

Who are you guys talking to?

Philly is trash though and so is their fan base.

When I think of a person from Philly I think of a short fat guy with a mustache in a tucked in wife beater with jean shorts.

Any Eagle fan that will listen. Guess they are as thrilled about their team as we are about ours. Or we are just not relevant enough now days.

[BlanksKarma]

Any Eagle fan that will listen. Guess they are as thrilled about their team as we are about ours. Or we are just not relevant enough now days.

Sounds about right to me. Good luck tonight in the 'Tidy Bowl'

[SCP]

Sounds about right to me. Good luck tonight in the 'Tidy Bowl'

Meanwhile you assholes squeak out another one.

[Iceberg Slim]

Well if you can't be down an eagle a dirty bird is just as good.....

[BlanksKarma]

Meanwhile you assholes squeak out another one.

You would kill your whole family to be where Atlanta is this year, we both know it.

10-1 is 10-1 I don't care how you get there.

[BlanksKarma]

Well if you can't be down an eagle a dirty bird is just as good.....

You'll get your chance in a couple of weeks. You know the old saying, 'Be careful what wish for'

[SCP]

You would kill your whole family to be where Atlanta is this year, we both know it.

10-1 is 10-1 I don't care how you get there.

You guys are an awesome regular season team, I'll give you that much.

[BlanksKarma]

You guys are an awesome regular season team, I'll give you that much.

All smack aside, I believe this is the year we get that elusive play-off win, anything more is just gravy.

[SCP]

All smack aside, I believe this is the year we get that elusive play-off win, anything more is just gravy.

If you guys piss this season away then Mike Smith's coaching abilities need to be seriously questioned.

[TheRed]

Even Johnny Rockets doesn't give a poo bwahaha.

Since BlanksKarma has been talking never ending smack everywhere he can like they've won the superbowl already. When the Falcons are eliminated in the playoffs in spectacularly embarrassing fashion I think we need to create a never ending thread to commemorate the event. Just a thought, but we know he won't return for atleast 6 months.