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Already love her like she's my own.

We have so much in common that my girlfriend insists she actually is my daughter.

(conceived miraculously since she and I have only been together for about a year)

And where's her dad?

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And where's her dad?

Far away in a state of apathy.

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Prom night sucks

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I went to 3, got laid after all of them.

 

That said, good luck, and I'm not looking forward to that if I ever have any.

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I went to 3, got laid after all of them.

That said, good luck, and I'm not looking forward to that if I ever have any.

Gee... Thanks for that :(

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Annnddd today's the day :(

I'm really hoping the dude she's going with isn't a jerk.

To all the dads with teen daughters on here that I've kidded in the past, enjoy your revenge :unsure:

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TBH, put yourselves in that boys shoes. You better lose yourself in the moment you only got one shot. Is a scary Father gonna stop you from getting laid?

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slip condoms into her purse thingy

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Already love her like she's my own.

We have so much in common that my girlfriend insists she actually is my daughter.

(conceived miraculously since she and I have only been together for about a year)

Very impressive to see how involved in her life you already are. She is lucky to have a man who cares so much for her well being that is watching out for her. You are to be commended.

Today is my daughter's 14th birthday and the thought of dealing with her high school years and all of the idiot boys out there is already scaring the hell out of me.

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TBH, put yourselves in that boys shoes. You better lose yourself in the moment you only got one shot. Is a scary Father gonna stop you from getting laid?

Spoken like a true idiot...or at least not one with a daughter.

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