So I had a colonoscopy this past Friday. I guess it went pretty normal. I woke up in recovery with massive stomach pains. The nurse said that's to be expected due to all the air being pushed inside me. The nurse walked me to the bathroom (still in a gown) and said for me to turn my bottom towards the toilet, bend slightly forward and push the air out. I did as I was told and projectile shat all over the toilet and wall. She said its fine, she'll clean it up, and asked if I felt better. I did.
I went back to the bed and within a few minutes the pain came back with a vengeance. We walk back into the bathroom and go through the same routine. Nothing is happening. She goes and gets a blanket, lays in on the ground, and tells me to get on all fours while leaning my head on the ground. She straddles me and tells me to push while she is squeezing my stomach.
I begin ripping the most audible farts I have ever heard in my life. So loud and violent. They sound like a 4 cylinder honda with a gutted cat. The entire time I'm farting she is giving words of encouragement and satisfaction. "That's it sugar. Keep pushing honey. There ya go. Yeah that's great. Good job baby doll".
I really didn't know what to say when I was done so I just said thanks. Very strange experience.
Actually, thinking that America should mind its own buisness is known as "isolationist" and has nothing to do with being left-leaning. And it has more to do with the fact that I dont give two shits whether Putin invades the Ukraine, they arent even our friends.
So your only suggestion for how things should be done differently is "economic sanctions," wow you sound like a liberal now.
BTW congrats on somehow managing to bitch about Obama's response to Russian actions without offering up a single example, yet again
Not isolationism as much as non interventionism. There is a vast difference between the two. I support the lather.
My girl and I got married. We dated for a year or so before we said "I do". We have vast amounts of interests that we share, so much so we bump heads with regularity. Its been worth every second. She gave me two amazing children. Megan is my best friend and I wanted to tell someone about it.