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#3141992 Hell exists...

Posted by KSpan on Today, 02:59 PM

It's just little Orbweavers Spiders. They are harmless.

If any of you live in homes with a crawl space, you're living and sleeping on top of hundreds of Black Widow Spiders. Just an FYI.

Harmless isn't the issue. And around my house we get orb weavers the size of silver dollars. Not exactly a camel spider, but pretty creepy to walk through a 10 ft. spider web.

#3141784 Josh Norman talks in a circle (while trying not to talk)

Posted by KSpan on Today, 12:38 PM

So if Norman talked about it, would Coach be mad?

Coach would be mad, but only if Josh talked about it because he was warned that talking about it would result in Coach getting mad.

#3141386 Bears benching Cutler, starting Clausen

Posted by KSpan on Today, 07:13 AM

Jon Gruden called this on Monday night. Cutler looks horrible and disinterested in the game. I don't blame him really as he has faced unfair criticism for years and it's not his fault the Bears chose to give him mega dollars. Then his OC calls him out in the press and there's really no punishment for it.

The Bears suck. Their defense is old and can't stop anyone. They stuck with Lovie Smith way too long and they hired very mediocre coach as his successor then gave Cutler an excessive contract further hampering other areas of the team.

Cutler has always been Cutler. He shows signs of greatness but never is consistent and is not a leader. Players end up hated because bad gms overpay them. Just like with Deangelo Williams here. Dwill has always gone down on first contact. When he was fast and had great oline play he could average good yardage. Now he's slower with a poor oline and guess what? He still goes down on first contact it's just the first contact comes a lot sooner.

Clausen never has shown me anything and he was out of the league for a year which speaks volumes about how others GMs around the league felt about him. I still don't know why Clausen was drafted or why he got PT over Moore. If Clausen shows any production maybe he can save Hurney some face.

Clausen was on officially on Carolina's IR, not out of the league, though no one claimed him injured off of waivers when he was put there.

#3140052 Changing my stance on fake bewbs

Posted by KSpan on Yesterday, 06:22 AM

I've never considered them "fake" at all.

I PREFER natural, but enhanced can be very very nice too.

If not fake, there is definitely a point where augmentation can cross into 'surreal' or perhaps 'parody' either because of size or poor quality. Tara Reid, for example.

#3139856 Worserer than the Ebola!

Posted by KSpan on 16 December 2014 - 09:58 PM

Flu shots are prepared with 3 strains of the flu based on epidemiological projections from up to a year prior. While the estimations are usually fairly accurate, they're really just guessing as to which strains will be the most common and the effectiveness of the vaccine can vary greatly from year to year.

#3138381 Listening to the Aints' radio broadcast is fuging torture

Posted by KSpan on 15 December 2014 - 10:03 PM

Pie for 'a mouthful of crawfish and a massive concussion'.

#3137477 So, if we win the South, who do we host?

Posted by KSpan on 15 December 2014 - 02:41 PM

How ridiculous would it be to break the curse of the non-repeating NFC South champion and make back-to-back playoffs for the first time in franchise history but still not get consecutive winning seasons?

#3136703 Kaepernick is an idiot

Posted by KSpan on 15 December 2014 - 06:25 AM

Watching the 49ers @ Seattle and it's the fourth quarter. 3 minutes to go. It's 4th and 4. What does Kaepernick do? He throws it away. HE THROWS. IT. AWAY.

I don't think he threw it away - I think it was just a terrible throw. Might be misremembering though.

#3136029 We started a team record 6 rookies

Posted by KSpan on 14 December 2014 - 07:23 PM

And 4 of them have last names starting with B - has to be some other kind of obscure record.

Hell, they have 1, 2, 3, and 4 syllables too. The team hit for the cycle with their 'B' rookies.

#3135799 Benwikere and Norman are studs

Posted by KSpan on 14 December 2014 - 05:51 PM

Mike Remmers continues to fug poo up

Is this a good or a bad thing?

#3135725 Notes and Memos - Bucs 2

Posted by KSpan on 14 December 2014 - 05:29 PM

Dear Tampa,

I'm here to take this poo serious and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum.

- DA

#3135343 Brady Quinn

Posted by KSpan on 14 December 2014 - 04:24 PM

I think he's been great so far. You can tell he's a little nervous but you can see has a lot of potential as an announcer.

Im honestly shocked at the huddles warm reception of him. I was expecting usual asshole responses. .

It's just rare to have a TV announcer that doesn't suck.

#3135290 PIE for everyone

Posted by KSpan on 14 December 2014 - 04:19 PM

Ugly pie is still pie.

#3131002 Boobs vs Butts, the definitive study

Posted by KSpan on 12 December 2014 - 01:00 PM

While I was much more of a boob guy in my younger years, my older self has grown to truly appreciate a great lower-half.

That said, women are just awesome all over.

#3130938 Kony ealy at DT

Posted by KSpan on 12 December 2014 - 11:59 AM

If he was a slow-starter at DE, the position he was largely drafted for, then maybe he needed to start to figure that out before they moved him inside as well.

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