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Leeroy Jenkins PhD

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#2235645 2013 Panthers Mount Rushmore

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 18 May 2013 - 10:25 AM


#2233688 Extending Greg Hardy now would be a big mistake.

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 16 May 2013 - 09:12 AM

You have seen what can happen.  Look at Flacco's contract.  They gambled on not extending Flacco before the season and he had an epic performance and the Raven's had to seriously pay the man

Unless the coaches are planning on rotating Hardy out enough to not inflate his numbers, I do not see waiting a viable option.  With the improvements to the interior D-line, he is going to put up some good numbers again. 


But, it is all a gamble.  That is why they get paid the big bucks to make the decisions



#2232640 Deangelo Unleashed - Win this photo

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 15 May 2013 - 12:36 PM

It's a warm summer day and an elderly gentleman and his wife are driving down the highway. They are in the midst of a heated argument; his wife has accused him of adultery. Although he is vigilantly defending his honor she is convinced that he has been cheating on her. Back and forth they shout, getting louder and angrier and more upset with each exchange. Eventually his wife's anger boils over and in a fit of rage she reaches over, pulls his penis out, slices it off and hurls it out the window of the speeding car.

Meanwhile, a middle-aged man is driving down the same highway with his six year old daughter. All of a sudden a bloody severed penis flies out of nowhere and SMACKS against the windshield, where it flops around for a few seconds before flying off to the side.

The young girl jumps forward in her seat, startled, and exclaims "Oh, my GOSH!!! Daddy, what was that?"

The father panics: his daughter is still too young and innocent to learn about such things as penises. He thinks quickly and tells her "Don't worry, sweetie. It was just a bug."

"Oh, okay Daddy" she responds, and they continue on their way. After a few minutes of silence the little girl looks up at her father and asks "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"


#2232628 Deangelo Unleashed - Win this photo

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 15 May 2013 - 12:29 PM

Yes! bad joke time!  Here we go:


Mhatma Gandhi went barefoot most of the time, as you probably knew, which caused him to develop many very painful calluses all over his feet.  he also ate very little, which made him frail and gave him bad breath. All this together made him.... wait for it..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!


I can come up with worse.....

#2228032 Panthers Rookie Camp this Weekend

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 10 May 2013 - 05:07 PM

Robert Lester will be our Victor Cruz!  


I predict he starts this year.  Though he won't get the noteriety of a WR, we will know.....


#2228021 Panthers Rookie Camp this Weekend

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 10 May 2013 - 04:42 PM

Repost.  You already pie'd me for the original of these, lol.



#2227965 Panthers Rookie Camp this Weekend

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 10 May 2013 - 03:37 PM



Looking at Edmund Kugbila in this video lets me know what they saw.  The kid has a wingspan longer than my body


#2227703 Rivera forgot Fua's name

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 10 May 2013 - 11:56 AM

As a man who assesses cognitive strengths and weaknesses for a living, it makes me nervous that Rivera has such obvious word finding difficulties.  He also tends to slur some words, constantly shows speech repetition and tends to struggle pronouncing certain letter combinations.






#2227693 PIE 2.01 beta 3

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 10 May 2013 - 11:46 AM

A pie train!!!  Choo Choo MFer!

#2223920 I'm Calling It Now Panthers vs 49ERS NFC Championship Game

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 06 May 2013 - 04:49 PM

I will not deny that our team is heading in the right direction.  If you follow the trend, 


3 years ago we were the laughing stock of the NFL.  I mean just pathetic.


2 years ago, we were competitive.  Not a good team, but in most games.


Last year, we were a good team.  We were on the wrong side of some calls, had a tough schedule and the ball didn't bounce our way, but we were a playoff caliber team last year.  


This year, I expect that trend to continue.  I fully expect us to make the playoffs this year.  Once you make the playoffs, all bets are off.  But, we should at least be in postseason.  If not, we have taken a step backward

#2217789 Post-Draft Depth Chart (Joe Person)

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 29 April 2013 - 06:38 PM

Joe Person released his post draft depth chart assumption. What are your thoughts on this? I think it is relatively correct.


WR Steve Smith/Domenik Hixon
LT Jordan Gross/Bruce Campbell
LG Amini Silatolu/Edmund Kugbila
C Ryan Kalil/Jeff Byers
RG Geoff Hangartner/Edmund Kugbila
RT Byron Bell/Garry Williams
TE Greg Olsen/Ben Hartsock
WR Brandon LaFell/Ted Ginn
QB Cam Newton/Derek Anderson
FB Mike Tolbert/Richie Brockel
RB DeAngelo Williams/Jonathan Stewart

DE Greg Hardy/Frank Alexander
DT Dwan Edwards/Kawann Short
NT Star Lotulelei/Colin Cole
DE Charles Johnson/Thomas Keiser
SLB Thomas Davis/Jordan Senn
MLB Luke Kuechly/Chase Blackburn
WLB Jon Beason/A.J. Klein
CB Drayton Florence/Captain Munnerlyn
CB Josh Norman/Josh Thomas
SS Mike Mitchell/D.J. Campbell
FS Charles Godfrey/Haruki Nakamura

K Graham Gano
P Brad Nortman
H Brad Nortman
LS J.J. Jansen
KR Ted Ginn/Kenjon Barner
PR Ted Ginn/Joe Adams

"With the draft done, we thought we'd take our first crack at the Carolina Panthers' two-deep.
The team won't release its official version until around the start of training camp, and it won't look exactly like this. For instance, second-year cornerback Josh Norman likely will still be behind Josh Thomas, as he was at the end of last season. But from the way Dave Gettleman talked about Norman, it's pretty clear the Panthers eventually expect Norman to be the guy there.
Also, the Panthers need another pass-catching tight end to complement Greg Olsen. They strongly considered Notre Dame's Tyler Eifert before taking DT Star Lotulelei with the 14th pick Thursday."

#2216172 Who did you totally whiff on?(humble pie thread)

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 28 April 2013 - 05:19 PM

I don't understand why everyone was hating on Matt Leinart... i mean Barkely. Thought he would be drafted late 1st

#2212561 Unprecedented Move: Panthers take an UDFA in the 4th

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 27 April 2013 - 12:57 PM

Can anyone explain to me why the Panthers would draft a player that doesn't grade above the 7th round in the 4th.

Was there truly a fear that this kid, Edmund Kugbila, wouldn't be available in the 5th, or even 6th round?

#2211440 One thing I am happy about

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 26 April 2013 - 10:10 PM

dammit i gave pie and rep before scrolling all the way down

but fug it, no more retarded hurney draft day trades.

Victory is mine! All your imaginary internet points belong to me!!!!!!

#2211250 One thing I am happy about

Posted by Leeroy Jenkins PhD on 26 April 2013 - 09:31 PM

We still have all of our 2014 draft picks!!!

I can not tell you how unbelievably happy this makes me. The draft as been painful to watch knowing we only have 5 picks. Hopefully, we will not have that issue again next year.

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