Montsta

I understand not everyone has the financial means, but if you can afford $5/month and aren't all-pro and you frequent this site, you are STUPID.

I've been doing that bulletproof poo Igo mentioned a month ago. Down 24 lbs.

He told the cops he was just hangin with his buds...

This upsets me greatly.

I actually work for an hour without looking at the huddle and the place goes to poo. What happened in this thread?

I'm about to throw some brats on the grill, drink some cabo wabo, and listen to margaritaville on repeat, y'all wanna join?

Man, it's too bad I'm not in the market for shitty jewelry or multivitamins, or this sale would have been a godsend.

what provider do you use?

Please don't circumvent filters with gifs. Sorry, I temporarily quit drinking and am no longer fun. :(

you know how you can tell redskin isn't as much as a slur as n****r? Because you have no problem saying redskin in your argument but would never type out n****r without asterisks. Pretty cut and dry.

I'm offended when people say I'm white. I'm really more of a butter pecan complexion.

me too. If they give my elbow a booster seat.

So how much would you get if I buy a new 70" 4K Ultra flatscreen for around $2300? Like 5%?

...and the media is rational, and I'm rich.

this is basically how I feel as well.

WTF America is more like it for that new Pizza Hut pizza that has hot dogs in the crust. You wonder why the world hates us?! It's that kinda poo right there. It's like Xzibit did a Pimp My Ride on a pizza. "Yo dawg! I heard you like fat in your fat so I fatted up your fat with some fat!" Seriously WTF.

I never, EVER, poo at work. But I've been drinking that bulletproof coffee Igo mentioned and today, well, it just couldn't be avoided. I go into the stall, which was still dark because I was one of the first ones in today (thank god), I do the triple-paper-ass-gasket technique (trademarked; where you take one ass-gasket and put it right in the toilet so that the other two you've doubled up on don't sink into the water off the porcelain before you even undo your belt), and settle in for what I assume will consume the first fifteen minutes of my work day. The first thread that pops up on the huddle is none other than an SCP thread about KFC liquid poo in a cup sauce. The stars are perfectly aligned today my friends. I'm going to buy some lotto tickets on my way home.

I've always just assumed that the NFL deliberately killed the Fullback position to help out the popularity of fantasy football. Mike Alstott leaching all those goal line touchdowns was a death sentence for the position.

Southern California doesn't count. We should be two different states lol

One doesn't simply leave California weather in June.

is this absolutely necessary?

Don't listen to these guys about life being over after high school or college bro. I'm 32 and my life has never been better. High school and college you are broke and drinking shitty beer. And if I wasn't married I could go have some drinks down the street and have plenty of selection of ass to get. Instead I stay home and drink good beer with friends and neighbors, donate money to the city police officers organization (so I get a sticker in my back window, win), and go to Tahoe a couple times a month to my decent little cabin. On top of that my wife and I just finalized everything to have a pool installed in our backyard. People think college is the end because of young pu**y. But young pu**y isn't the end all be all for life. Find yourself a good woman that will sleep with you, make you breakfast in the morning and then remind you to call your mother on her birthday while matching you shot-for-shot with Jamison on Friday nights while lounging around. That my friend is full of win.