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Like Bryce, cash bar on a Tuesday? Come on buddy

You see Izzy less often than you see melania. There’s a reason for that. Couldn’t even sober her up enough for Bryce’s “Sneakers and Turtle Necks for Awareness” event which, and I’m not just being shitty, was apparently really lame.

Dave has now brought his twink fluffer with him across the country to a new job twice, and honestly I respect that. if I was ever a nfl head coach you best believe you’d see offensive quality control coach Riley Reid on the sidelines

Ever been at a party or whatever and there’s a couple and everyone can tell things aren’t great and then the female will say something which is code for him not fuging her anymore then drink her drink and leave the room and EVERYONE knows what she just really said? Thats every line in the book from her about Dave. These two hate each other.

Canales never comes straight out and says he and Idzik were JO buddies, but man is it difficult to read it and come away with a different conclusion. 1. the book isn’t edited. They it through spellcheck once and published it. It’s really disjointed and at times the story kinda chanted within like two paragraphs. 2. Neither of them are going to write the great gatsby any time soon and it reads like they dictated it. Except the part where Dave talks about his apologies which is VERY carefully crafted (comparably) with lots of “I felt like I was being honest at the time, but I NOW realize I wasn’t” type poo. So there’s tons of stuff that really shouldn’t be in print. And it’s a combination of stuff where after you go back and read it you say “excuse me what?” off the top of my head within like two pages he’ll say something like “growing closer with the staff than my wife,” “late nights using porn to relax,” “bonding with the coaches.” The book opens with Canales getting the Bucs offensive coordinator job and they both tell a different recollection of it. Someone (probably Idzik) comes over to celebrate. Dave remembers saying “we were just so excited to talk about how this new role would help us share Christ’s message” or something like that. Izzy was getting wine drunk in bed (always a sign of a happy marriage) during all this and heavily implies they went out to a strip club to celebrate then when they come back home drunk she says something like “Dave always loved to relax with his friends and a thick cigar.” Like damn Dave get your wife under control. Idzik is also an evangelical who has a lot of…unfortunate…”sermons” on Facebook that’ll probably stop him from ever getting a job away from Dave. Also an impressive gay affect if you’ve never heard him speak. Sheena mentions one time the reason Dave wouldn’t give up play calling duties was because the offense was in rough shape and he “cared about Brad too much to do that to him.” Go watch the clip of Bryce and Brad celebrating after the packers game. Makes all the more salacious whispers about young make a little more sense.

No idea what a highlight throw is but this scans

Can lance even run anymore

Life sized panther

Canales playcalling has been very reactionary re: criticism so this is a safe bet.

Strouds game against UGA should have been the end of the conversation.

At the time he wrote it he had just been demoted in Seattle and probably thought his career was at a stand still. Overcoming something like this and selling the story is evangelical scam poo 101

God his little shoe party for “mental health awareness” in his gay little turtle neck and suit from Men’s Express.

if you want a real sickos option, it would take some serious doing and it probably wouldn't cost much from a compensation perspective, but I bet the niners would listen to offers about Brock Purdy. Probably makes more sense for them to roll with Mac Jones instead of Brock considering their cap situation, state of the team. Their window has closed.

Sam darnold this year? brock Purdys best season in San Fran? wow, wonder if that’s the same offensive coordinator

I can’t wait until we never have to hear about Bryce’s 2024 late season surge. Looked like complete poo against the Bucs and Cowboys, beat up a down bad cardinals team and a falcons team actively trying to get their defensive coordinator fired (he was)

The book is 80% written by Izzy. the chapters where he confesses are very difficult to read because the guy is so fuging full of poo. It just drips off the page. the book was published by one of those shitty self finance publishing houses. It wasn’t even edited. It reads like at one point it was a screenplay. Izzy wanted the book because she was starting her career as an evangelical motivational speaker, and she needed someone to sign after her speeches. Canales was already an evangelical motivational speaker when all these events happened. You get the sense him paying for this book was part of an agreement between the two. They’re both grifters, it’s just one of them grifted one guy worth billions. Also Dave Canales and Brad Idzik know each other in the biblical sense.

Gonna crack down on his starting left tackle and best defensive rookie? Canales is cooked.

Young tbh. Richardson straight up does not care about learning or playing football. He does not watch film. He doesn’t hang out with any of the players on the team and just has his entourage around at all times. This was true at UF and is true now in the nfl. And he had really good coaching and players at UF. dude will be out of the league in a few years and probably going to lose a toe to diabetes before thirty or something.

For the record Trey lance was third string in Dallas behind cooper rush. dude fuging sucks.

He’d have retired on the flight to Carolina.

You trade him because he’s valuable. You cannot trade Purdy because of his contract. Kinda stuck in a bad spot in San Fran. 49ers will want picks and probably high ones. Like a 2 and 3 or something. And whomever trades for Mac jones will have to give him a new contract. Something like bridgewater got from the panthers. Bryce is an add on. No one is going to trade a guy who’s shown he can start and perform well in the nfl (jones) for someone the panthers clearly aren’t going to keep around, if they’re trading for a qb. There’s no world where the panthers trade for someone like Mac jones and keep Bryce around. We saw how well that worked with darnold and baker adding more fun to this, when the 49ers drafted lance, that was not the qb shanahan wanted; that qb was mac jones. anyway I think the trade would probably be 2nd and 3rd, or maybe a first round swap plus a third. Then new contract for Mac jones. Bryce is an afterthought.

Remember? Damn near killed her!

Barnwell is espn’s stalking horse. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46942577/2026-nfl-offseason-quarterback-trades-cuts-retirements-murray-tagovailoa-fields Evaluation time might be up The end of Year 3 is a critical time for first-round picks at quarterback, as their organizations will need to decide whether they want to guarantee their fifth-year options before the start of the following season. The class of 2023 has two obvious choices, as the Texans are going to pick up C.J. Stroud's option, while the Colts will decline that same opportunity for Anthony Richardson Sr. The third might still be up in the air. Bryce Young, Carolina Panthers 2026 cash: $5.9 million (all guaranteed) Future guarantees: None (potential fifth-year option for 2027) Savings if traded before June 1: $5.9 million in cap and cash Savings if cut before mid-March: None Young's promising end to 2024 hasn't led to a step forward in 2025. Young's sack rate is down, and his success rate as a passer is up, which are both positives. But his interception rate has risen for the second consecutive season. The 2023 No. 1 pick is averaging just 5.6 yards per attempt, the worst mark in the league for any full-season starter. Offensive line injuries haven't helped, but Young has only sevendeep completions all season, forcing the Panthers to either rely on big runs by Rico Dowdle or dink-and-dunk down the field with their passing attack. Young has the fourth-worst off-target rate in the NFL on passes that aren't deep attempts, though, making it difficult for Carolina to sustain drives with steady completions. After the season, the Panthers will need to decide whether they want to pick up Young's roughly $25.6 million fifth-year option for 2027, which will become fully guaranteed in the process. While that's not an exorbitant sum for a quarterback, I'm not sure Young's play would support that choice. If Carolina does decide to pick up the option, he will have a meaningful role on the 2026 roster, either as the unquestioned starter or at least as the favorite to win the job. If Carolina declines the option, Young's future probably will be elsewhere. He might be given a fourth year to prove himself and play well enough to earn an extension, as Daniel Jones did after the Giants declined his fifth-year option in New York, but the coach and general manager who paid so much to acquire Young in the first place aren't in the building anymore. The Panthers could trade Young to another team, bring in a new starting QB and move Young into a backup role, or (most likely) acquire someone to compete with Young in training camp next summer.