electro's horse

quite the high bar there

Panthers don’t have an nfl caliber linebacker or a pass rusher to speak of and their second string would fail to make other teams practice squads but if only evero would this use One Weird Trick we’d be the 1999 ravens

Imagine saying this about any other position on the team for a player who just got another 30 mil

Yeah but it’s a thread ostensibly about Brian burns doing well as a justification to sign a different guy. Kinda clashes ya know? Comes across as a little pissy just saying you could have workshopped the structure more to clarify the topic and streamline the thought process and that service is the kind of thing im hopeful my posting consulting service will provide. we’re still in fundraising mode and my DMs are open if anyone wants to get on the ground floor of this. Also accepting resumes.

What does this have to do with Bucky brooks

Evero is getting paid millions to be the cake eater for fans who don’t understand a defense who’s best pass rusher is nic scourton isn’t going to get to the qb

I want you guys to take a moment, read this multiple times, and understand exactly what I’m saying /deep breath Id rather have Bryce than bo nix

If you go into the bathroom at night and say “big time throws” three times into the mirror, electro’s horse will appear and criticize your linens and tile choice.

Either cranky is just trolling us and he’s literally an artist or he has schizophrenia spectrum disorder and needs to go back on his clozaril.

Lmao they’re talking about me like I’m some ghoul “they one they call…..electros horse” /bar gets quiet

Collins is out for Houston that looked bad when he went down.

Theres a saying in marketing that every group needs a pervert who would think of things no one else would. Like the guy at Pizza Hut who was against the name Pzone because it sounded like a sex move and would creep everyone out with things he could think of. anyway evangelicals are really bad at this and if you talk to one there will be tons of “pause” moments they don’t catch. They’re basically all Tobias funke. anyway one of the beat writers asked earlier this season about Idzik taking over playcalling duties and Canales response was like “I care too much about him to use him in such a hard position” which was like I’m sorry? anyway they’re fuging

Moisturizes his hands

Stop engaging with cranky please

No one even pretends to expect first round qb production from bryce anymore. The goalpost has moved to him being better than an unknown free agent.

I think you’re right. Those two are probably worth three wins.

They don’t want to lose the guy in the booth telling bryce where to throw the ball.

If bryce was a completely different player….

I don’t “listen” to “podcasts”

Serious question: does anyone like Mike Kaye? Doesn’t really seem like he brings much to the table.

Can’t believe the defense didn’t turn Brock over a fourth time. Evero let him down again.

The swagger tho

https://x.com/yuri_ravens/status/2011557471870206147?s=46

Would like to see how the giants offer changed

Hurts and Lawrence both look like damaged goods. Stroud just does not have an offensive line at all, and he was going up against a good defense in the Steelers. I'd say he'd probably look better against the Patriots, but Collins probably isn't going to be playing.