electro's horse

I was gonna make a thread on this but you beat me to it. didn’t feel like Canales/offense knew if they wanted to try to run out the clock or try to play for a fg. playcalling doesn’t really indicate either. Bryce as usual doesn’t show any urgency to the line situational awareness. This has been an issue since his rookie season. I mentioned in the game thread that this team doesn’t look like they have a two minute package. Like you have to know there if you’re going for points or just want to get two first downs and end the half. terrible all around.

We won’t play a team with a winning record until week 8 Panthers have the most dogshit first half schedule in the league. Like the dolphins might not even have a coach by the time we play them.

In the 4th quarter of the giants game last year, Bryce managed one first down, one fumble, on three possessions, while giving up the lead. They won in overtime on a four play, five yard fg drive after Daniel jones fumbled the first snap. youre imagining things

all this against what will likely be the leagues worst defense

He checked at the mine on his first blitz and it just looked like double a gap blitz. He saw something coming and just completely poo the bed you throw a quick pass to the flats or slant but Bryce can’t make those passes in that situation so instead he just eats a huge sack while trying to scramble (always to his right) and gives up the fumble because he can’t hold on to the ball. watching Bryce trying to run from a defender is like those slow motion African safari videos of a lion chasing down a gazelle. Dude can’t outrun anyone

Bryce threw 30 check downs against the worst defense in the league playing prevent and his defenders are ready to die for him again. my lord

Measuring whether or not Bryce belongs in the nfl not by games or quarters, but by drives now.

Everos gonna be like “you think I’d have told you my plan if there was any way you could stop me? dave Canales was fired 17 minutes ago.”

He wanted to hand it off to Chuba so bad

Oh my god

They were too far out for a game winning hand off.

He’s so fuging bad

55 pass attempts Fifty five to say nothing of that end of the first half

22 points!

I can’t

Buddha baker was out on the final drive he’s the entire defense

Guys. Arizona went prevent in the second half and stopped blitzing and they all got hurt and when it mattered, with the refs on his side, nothing

That was the biggest joke of a fourth quarter I think I’ve ever seen

Lmao I think they were down five starters by the end. and that’s a terrible defense to start with

I’m really glad almost all of you saw Bryce’s fourth quarter for what it was

That was the kind of fourth quarter you only see when two of the worst teams in the league clash

57 year old Calais campbell

i dont think arizona has blitzed in the second half

lmao what the hell was that arizona

down three scores in the fourth, he completed a 14 play TD drive killed 6+ minutes of clock defenses will take that EVERY time