Carl Spackler

Shoulda kicked it last week instead of handing it to Corral on fourth down. But, at least you know now

That's untrue. He scrambled out of two sacks in the same play, kept his eyes downfield and damn near hit his WR.

If Sam Franklin didn't have the most retarded INT return ever last week I'd say he's this team's preseason MVP. But bc there's no other obvious choice, he's still the pick so far

Yeah.

I do have to say that this team's fourth-down offensive calls and execution ,plus fourth-down defensive calls and execution, are probably the worst I've ever seen. I mean, not one fourth-down attempt has been remotely close and most lose yardage. Then when the other team's done it, it's a touchdown.

Had a good drive going (remember, the other team can get penalized too) to the 12, then: - Chuba 2-yard run - Ickey doesn't even touch Thibadeaux, sack - Holding - Delay of game - Holding on a 25-yard completion - Bryce 13-yard completion to even make a FG reasonable

Which missed block and holding penalty was Bryce's fault?

Could be 48-3, please hold

He's been bad, but I don't think it's his fault when his WRs drop passes.

Just punt on second down

I feel bad but I laughed, so I guess you won

missing on a lot of draft picks and trading a lot of others also took a toll

He offers personality when in the past, some of the guys in that role were lacking

What a shocker, Shocker disagrees with everyone else. Film at 11

Why in the fug would you do that

Liz Frank did not hurt Matt Corral foot

no I'm just speaking the impossible into existence

Steve Smith's an entertaining color guy

Matt Corral's gonna throw a touchdown pass this possession

At least the starters had a FG drive and Bryce looked solid if unspectacular (basically, like a good rookie quarterback playing with an impotent offense and a LT who's Thanos against power rushers and a wet paper bag against speed rushers)

I'd love to say Spencer Brown and/or Raheem Blackshear are something special, but they're literally a dime a dozen. I'm not too bullish on the RB lineup and think it, like the OL, was largely taken for granted (i.e. "we replaced Fournette with Sanders, we good now"). For everything Fitterer says about being "in on every deal," there's a lot of evidence that speaks to the contrary.

I can say with the utmost honesty that I've never consumed any of the aforementioned 3 things (yet)

McRib Lay's WOW chips with Olestra ZIMA

Mo Salah would be a good coach

I think the front office is gun-shy about signing marquee FAs with question marks, considering who they’ve struck out on after signing. That said, I would support this but it’s never happening