Stumpy

Lmao....

Didnt think I could hate the Panthers more. You learn something new everyday!

That's it and that's all, boys and girls!

Yeah, looks like he has played on the LW most of this season.

Our newest 4C... A little small, but, we've had a few young cherubs show they can play with the big boys. How does he stack up against what we already have... Stankyboi: Jost: Drury: Definitely an upgrade on offense. FO% is pretty much a wash. (LS 48%, TJ 45%, JD 52%) I'm too lazy to find defensive ratings for all 3, but rest assured, if Stank wasn't at least serviceable on D, Rod would've nuked this trade in a heartbeat. Also, fun fact about Stankoven. Although born in British Columbia, his family hails from The Netherlands. In fact, his last name is Dutch for, "Holding thy blanket over one's wife's head while cooking brussels sprouts."

So, basically, Ole Neckass for Taylor Hall and 2 1sts...? If you just block out Mikko's existence, it doesn't look that terrible.

Nothing final yet, but...

Dear Tom, I expect my portion of the brisket and Cpl Hill's left shin will be in the mail shortly. You can keep the oil. Best regards, Sir Stumpleton Beauxregard Esq III

Lets hope so!

This might take a while...

***BREAKING*** Photographic evidence of Mikko Rantanen being happy in Raleigh - 3/6/25

Are we 0-3 on getting a single shot on the PP?!?

Jost and Staal can't win a faceoff to save their lives tonight... smh

Blatant trip on Ghostboi right in front of the net, and *crickets* from the zebras...

Whip it out bois!

Power kill!!!

Idk, but don't discourage them!

Now, this, I could get down with...

Probably nothing, but...

Jarvy

Or, I wasted all that time and wake up to hear we offloaded him for Morgan Geekie and a couple ECHL mascots...