Stumpy

Let's hope 30 seconds of PP is enough to get her done...

Necas sliding into the boards after drawing the penalty like...

I want to know what happened to him when he got interfered with before the breakaway. He looked like he was trying to escape from a straitjacket, had his stick behind his back.

ftfy

Stamkos didn't want skjit! Just sjkowing off for the cameras...

Paquette Raquette almost blasted off!

Is this play by play guy calling playoff hockey or a champions tour skins match? If NBC doesn't want to cover hockey, why pay for it?

Holy Meatballs Ned! One of these times you get stuck behind the net, someone's gonna be wide open in front of it.

Moar nashionel meedya biass!

Lets hope he paquettes a few goals tonight against the old homies!

Damn. Coach just said postgame that Nino is out for the rest of the series. Send good vibes to the Weather Man! We're are gonna need him when we get past the Chevy Volts!

Damn! Vas stood on his head 6v5. But, Staal made a stellar play to steal the faceoff and let Ned get off the ice in the first place.

We need to end this in regulation. idon't know if our back 6 can handle another OT game!

You know you have to poo on the team the rest of the playoffs now, right?

Jake and the giant Bean stalk -> El Capitan!

We've had some great chances! Just gotta put one home and the flood gates will open!

Did Ned just pull a Jeff Skinner spinorama? Yes, yes he did!

Dougie Dougie Dougie... smh!

fug!

#StrongPP

Aho is playing like a man possessed, so far. Ned with a few great plays and we've gotten The Greasy One moving off his spot. Ithink we're catch him out of position soon.

Your Carolina Hurricanes made the regular season our (consensual) b*tch. Best coach in the league, best goalie in the league. Our reward, do si do ing with some fake ass country music singers from the westerlands. After taking care of business against the generic carnivorous animals from Tennysey, now we turn our sights to America's penis. And, not even the good parts (just the tip) either. No, we get to take on the herpes scar on the shaft. That brings us to the Lightning. A team without fans for a city that's not a city. The National Weather Service doesn't declare a state of emergency for a lightning strike. Hell, Tesla mastered that poo 150 years ago. Sure, they are the defending champs. But that poo was 2020, the most miserable decade humanity has ever lived through, it was only fitting. Yeah, their greasy ass goal tender has an argument for the Vezina. But, we all know the award is going to Eugene Levy's illegitimate son. Canes 3 - Swamprats 1