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Good lord lol. She's like Stiffler's mom.

In my 18 years there I turned over every leaf and never found any porn stars. Strippers sure, but they are a dime a dozen.

Agree. I grew up in ILM, hot girls aplenty, strippers and porn stars not so much. Maybe down 17S a bit in Myrtle.

So did she order her Biscuit with or without sausage?

Lmao what the fug? Is that her on the left or right?

^^^That's her?^^^

Joe Person be like "Wait up bro!!"

I performed felacio on this 350lb chick one time while she was blowing my bro because I lost a bet to him. I only honored the bet because I had drank a 5th of Stolichnaya vodka. (Is that bragging?)

Lmao! No poo right? That game was pathetic. It was the cold balls that lead to two blocked punts returned for TDs.

If everybody cheats or has the opportunity to cheat, then nobody is gaining an unfair advantage. Once you're in the HOF you can tell the world to suck it.

I've got 4 open right next to my current seats so I'm set.

This is Hawk's PSL

And, in 6 years I'll have a designated driver to get me to and from the game. Fugging dad life bro's!

A few weeks ago my wife gave me the green light to buy two more PSLs. I am frigging excited. Now we can take our two boys instead of paying a sitter $100 every damn Sunday.

Overrated- Russell Wilson Underrated- Thomas Davis

My wife even denies fugging me and we have two kids.

I can honestly say no chick has ever bragged about fugging me. Cheers to Julian.

529 and 528. You and I holding sh*t down in the east end-zone.

529

Back in my day I would have just ripped the damn picture right out of her hand

RW definitely is the luckiest SOB I have seen play professional sports in my lifetime. He fumbles the ball and the thing bounces directly back to him. Not once but on multiple occasions. He throws up prayers with his eyes closed like that 2 point conversion against the Pack that float in the air for 5 seconds and lands into a wide open receivers hands with no defender within 3 yards of him.

Does this fall under the "Bro's before hoe's" clause?

With that said, I'm outta here

He has his whole life to be a great dad. Super Bowl. Win it, get MVP, go to Disney, and make generational money.

I got a full scholarship. Edit: Not academic mind you, but a football scholarship.