PleaseCutStewart

Maybe we will have a chance to get Hekker to the pro bowl with how many points we're going to have each game

It's depressing that we've held saquon to 3 yards rushing and we are still losing...

That's because their practice consists of all you can eat Golden Corral buffets...

Ha, I can buy that one. I'm surprised we haven't had a turrible snap yet

Any guesses on who fumbles next for us?

Well, if there is any consolation - our D is doing a good job with saquon so far

It's time for us to abandon the run and make sure CMC gets no touches again like last week...

It's honestly comical how pathetic of a team we are...

Or just stop wasting our time watching this dumpster fire of a team, stop wasting our money buying merchandise or at bars watching them, and probably feel happier and less stressed until changes are made...

We are talking about one of the most corrupt organizations in sports... I'm sure the NFL ordered 20 massage therapists be sent to Watson's house after the game

Rhule's thoughts: "Let's awkwardly laugh for a few seconds and hope the reporter forgot the question they asked me"

Even if we averaged 7.7 yards the last 35 minutes, averaging negative yards the first 25 minutes doesn't make it a good game... Plus, I'm sure the Browns averaged like 10 yards a run with how piss poor the run D was

With any other NFL owner, probably. With the turd owner we have, he will probably have a circle jerk with Rhule and co.

It's truly mind blowing how stupid of a call it was. Even if they didn't get it, if they snapped the ball at like 40 seconds, they would have had three timeouts and had a chance to get the ball back with about 25 seconds left and may have been able to get to the same distance for McManus to try the 64 yard FG again... I know Russ is pissed off - this could be a meltdown waiting to happen inside the locker room

At least Denver has a good kicker in McManus. RR would trot out Joey Slye for the 64-yard FG

That win by the Seahawks is huge for us! You figure they are a team we are battling with for a top five pick

That terrible clock management is a fireable offense. I didn't realize Fatt Fhule coached 2 teams

Yes, and I'm pretty sure he had that title most of last season. I just hope at some point the players have a mutiny and just stop listening to him

Don't worry, I'm sure Fatt Fhule will start Chuba next week and hand the ball off to him 50 times

So the guy who screws up a snap one out of every three plays was our second highest rated guy according to pff? I swear they must just throw darts at random numbers on a board to decide PFF grades

0-17... In the year 2025 after Tepper realizes the goal is to actually win football games

I'm pretty sure it would end up in a draw - we suck so much the final score would probably be 4-4 with 4 safeties off bad snaps in the endzone

Can they, sure. Will they, probably not unless Matt Rhule gets lost in transit and we let a random fan serve as coach for the game

LOL, you think Tepper is going to do anything. He will ride out Rhules entire contract, and with how clueless of an owner he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he gave Rhule an extension.

Well, time to start rooting for 0-17 ladies and gents. If we can't beat a Browns team with about as shitty of a starting QB as you will find in the NFL, we aren't winning most games. I'm sure we will win 2 meaningless games late in the season and end up getting the 7th pick and miss out on all of the elite QBs because that's what we do