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Huddle Celebrity Roast II: Jangler

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So, one day jasonluckydog walked into a bar. And the bartender said "Whatchu need?"

And jasonluckydog said "I just had my first blowjob, 12 Tequila shots please."

"Congrats!" Said the bartender and poured jld 12 shots.

*At which point jasonluckydog proceeded to down all 12 shots*

And the astounded bartender said "Want another shot?"

And jasonluckydod said "No, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth neither will 13."

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Two of Raskle's sperm are swimming around in Pantha-San, when one of the sperm looks at the other and says," Hey I think we are coming close to the ovaries"... the other looks at the other sperm and says," Hey relax we just passed the tonsils."

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