Life lessons from Punjab

[PunjabthecasualIndianseer]

Wisdom words for your premier Fox:

Times ago when Punjab was little Hindu man he's father tasked him for herding goats. Punjab was at points in his life where he likens to play with little sticks of fire. One day Punjab light a goat on fire and the goat could not outrun the flames, so he fell down and kicked the air until he's died. Punjab's father scolded him and beat him in the face and Punjab learned valuable lessons that day. Punjab promised not to play with fires again. Later that night Punjab had to herd goats into stalls of barn. He carried a lamp of oil so as to see in the barn. But when Punjab got all the goats into the barn he sees snake and Punjab could not resist. Punjab lay his oil lamp on a stool by the donkey and charmed the snake until both he and the snake were asleep. Punjab gets awakened by punches to the face as his father is dragging him out of burning barn. The donkey had kicked over Punjabs oil lamp and burned all the goats alive.

The moral to stories is this. Do not sleeps on job or some jackass will burn down your goats. Heed my warnings Premier Fox lest you be dragged from your Charlottes citidel and beat in the face.

[Dingo_ate_Babies]

dirka dirka

[omgwtf]

Stupid goats.