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About frash.exe

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    AKA Mr. No Chill

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    up your ass and around the corner
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    I'm the only man to DDT the Pope, watch Chewbacca play the bagpipes out his ass, and have the pleasure of circle jerking with Steven Seagal and The Rock'N'Roll Express while listening to Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd.


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  1. Caption this McDermott


    And I myself died in a FEMA death camp over 5 years ago! Just the other day I had a conversation with one of the rats in my mass grave. We were talking about the right amount of capers to put in a puttanesca sauce. Then my jaw fell off.
  3. Gorilla killed at zoo

    God woke up that morning and said to himself "I really hate that fuging gorilla"
  4. Gorilla killed at zoo

    Unfortunately, we can't base our decision on that. There's no honor system for protecting the young in the animal kingdom, and some animals are hard wired to kill juvenile anything if the offspring isn't theirs. If it were my kid in there I'm not thinking about the gorilla's safety.
  5. Gorilla killed at zoo

    You know it's not every single fuging day a child gets into an enclosure at the zoo and they need to shoot down an endangered animal. It sucks but idk why people feel compelled to demand swift accountability and punishment every time an isolated incident occurs. It's like this weird social media phenomenon that has crept up to normality in the last five years.
  6. Trump vs Sanders

    I'm pretty sure the proper expression is "shoot from the hip" and the only hip (or lip) he's shooting from is the hip of ignorance.
  7. Sexting

    "Why do people think minimum wage should be 15/hr when EMS workers make 13/hr? Get a better job!" said privileged shill Samantha on her facebook.
  8. Sexting

    Not if you don't have the proclivities for it. I know a lot of people that are getting older but have kept their mind young. but even worse than the old fugs that complain about kids are the kids themselves that think anybody cares about their tryhard too-cool-for-the-room BSing about what their own peers are doing.
  9. Sexting

    speaking of evolution, seems like "get off my lawn" evolved into "omg these millennials and smartphones and what they do with them omg"
  10. They made a Salem Saberhagen reference!
  11. Last week he told you that a CPU and a hard drive are two different things. What is this sorcery?
  12. A lot of this poo is just the sheer amount of waiting you have to do on the road and it just keeps getting worse and worse. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. If I got all the time back that I spent in my life just sitting in traffic I would be 21 again. I don't know what I would do if I didn't take my iPod with me and play music to calm me down. I'd probably drive into a ravine. I don't touch my phone unless the foot is off the gas and I'm crawling.