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  1. I'm just thankful for what @RoaringRiot is doing. He's giving our fan base an identity out there. I proudly fly the RR flag above my tailgate every Sunday because it's an identity that means something at the grassroots level.
  2. Yea I'm a PSL owner myself and I see it every game. Our stadium has a plethora of empty seats and an exorbitant amount of opposing fans.
  3. That's what sucks about this. The idiot wasn't even shopping him. I'd bet the farm that Beane was up in Buffalo just waiting until like 2:30 on deadline day because he knew Hurney would make an impulse decision like a pack of gum at the checkout counter.
  4. I'm at the point now where I just accept the fact that I'm going to have to deal with a bunch of assholes in opposing jerseys when I'm in my seats at B of A. It sucks ass but I've accepted defending my home turf on my own. It's not going to get better unless we have a magical season once every decade like in 2015. And then it'll be short lived because this city is full of jack wagons that enjoy ripping on the Panthers and Hornets.
  5. I really dislike Hurney as our GM and he's probably going to have the interim tag removed after the season.
  6. That poo is spot on. Our fan base sucks. We haven't had one game this year where the seats were full. If there weren't so many opposing fans in our stadium it would only be about 60% full most Sundays. Bills, Eagles, Packers, Dolphins, Vikings have and will dominate our joint. Truth hurts sometimes but our in-stadium fan base is one of the six worst in the NFL behind LA, Tampa, Jax, ATL, and Miami.
  7. Interesting stat about our pass defense

    So when Hurney is officially hired as our new long term GM how does he address the needs this offseason?
  8. Get Em, Kelly

    I'm on the road until Friday then I have to get my oldest off to a Boy Scout camping trip in VA Friday afternoon and then pack for a Cub Scout camping trip with my youngest. If I get to it I get to it.
  9. Lets talk Tampa

    We're going to curb stomp those stupid f*cking PT Cruiser driving pussies.
  10. Get Em, Kelly

    Nothing she said is wrong. My college coach used to yell "Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect." If our offense is just going through the motions during practice and you combine that with sh*tty oline play and Mike Shula, you get a 17-3 loss to the MOTHER F**KING CHICAGO GOD DAMNED BEARS!!!
  11. If our offensive line doesn't start playing with some god damn piss and vinegar it won't matter who in the hell we bring in at the skill positions.
  12. INT return for 6 Fumble return for 6 The long pass play that set up the field goal. Those are the 3 he's referring to. Everything else that happened on Sunday was sunshine and daisies.
  13. Where the hell have you been asshole? I might swing down to your tailgate for the Miami game. Taking my mom to that game and she had a blast at your Pats tailgate a few years ago.
  14. Manscaping accident has me on IR this week. Thinking about suing Braun and Nair. Plus, Chicago is a great town.
  15. Homecoming Party

    Gon be a good time
  16. Meh, I'm not an envious person. CMAC will be fine.
  17. Squad

    That's awesome man. Hopefully you can get that Shula signature off that bad boy lol
  18. He'll probably get healthy the week before our game, come back and pick us apart.
  19. Game etiquette

    I bought my PSLs on the aisle so I can stand whenever and for as long as I want without disturbing the person behind me. I stand a lot, not to be an asshole but because I get so emotionally envolved in the game I just can't stay seated. I sit when we are on offense but I'm in the aisle on D. Me and the security guy in my section have a running joke after all these years. He tells me to get out of the aisle and I tell him no.
  20. Based on the crowd, last night was actually a road game for the Panthers.
  21. The worst 4-1 team in the NFL! Stick that sh*t up your ass and let it sink in like a 300 lb Detroit hooker sinks into a memory foam mattress. We flew up to Detroit, battled the refs and a hostile crowd, pounded that Cooter and walked out of the stadium with a win. I also got flipped off by a table full of Michigan State fans at the bar in Detroit. All in all, a great weekend to be a Panther fan. Now it’s time to bag that W and focus on our next opponent during this short week. Since this is a short week and these assholes do not deserve a minute of my valuable time and honestly, not a damn thing has changed in Phily since 2015, I am going to polish an old turd and recycle some content. As in 2015, we are ushering in a gaggle of disgusting human feces from a forgotten crap hole sandwiched between DC and NYC. Like an orange hemorrhoid protruding from the bleached asshole of Donald Trump, Phily and Phily fans are hard on the eyes and a pain in the ass. The Philadelphia Eagles and the biggest bunch of assholes this side of Kim Jong-un are coming to BofA stadium on Thursday night. A more delusional fan base you will not meet. The Philadelphia Eagles have been around since 1933. That’s 84 freaking years. In that timespan their NFC East rivals have won somewhere in the neighborhood of 14 Super Bowls and the Eagles have won zero. Our Panthers have been around for 20+ years and it kills me to not have a ring. I fired off a tweet today about their lack of rings because that’s all us fans of ringless franchises can do and they come back with garbage about the NFL Championships they won in the 50’s when the NFL was like a Mormon church softball league. Can you blame these Eagles losers for being such miserable wastes of oxygen? These people are so pathetic that the city had to erect a statue of a fictitious boxer named Rocky just to boost the morale of these unemployed loud mouth bastards. Philadelphian’s actually believe Rocky was a real life boxing champion. They cannot separate reality from the movie screen. I guess when you have to stumble home every night after pounding 17 Stroh’s Lights at the neighborhood bar to women that need a helping hand just to wipe their own fat asses, Eagles fans have to clamp on to whatever small victories they can get. So while Rocky beating Clubber Lang was awesome, it carries as much weight as the Eagles trophy case. Somehow Philadelphians have found our region and migrated here in the thousands. Like the Dust Bowl era Sooners, these people packed up their diabetic compression socks and loaded up their shitty, rusted out 1978 Buick LeSabre’s and hit I-95 south. It would have been nice if they kept driving south past NC/SC and ended up in the Straits of Florida, but no, as our luck would have it they ended up here. Joy to the fricking world. The most miserable group of white trash this country can produce has set up shop in our backyard. Every time you bump into an Eagles fan you have to listen to them bitch about Donavan McNabb and how their latest sebaceous cyst (Google that poo) got blood and puss all over their CPAP mask. Then as Carolinians we are forced to dodge these morbidly obese people rolling around our city on electric scooters in those horrible sh*t green jerseys. So anytime you see a fat ass Eagle fan on a scooter at Walmart, feel free to hitch a ride because you and I are footing the bill with our tax dollars. The only local businesses that have prospered from this mass invasion of Philadelphians are Gastroenterologists and stores that sell denim products with elastic seams. These clowns claim that Philadelphia is the cheese steak capital of the world? Give me a break. I’ve been there. I’ve been to Pat’s and Geno’s and Tony Luke’s and Delassandro’s and they are all ass. Cheap beef served on dry bread with fake cheese whiz and onions. Only somebody from Phily would brag about that garbage. You want the authentic Phiy cheese steak experience? Go to the gas station, buy a Hot Pocket and a Miller Lite, call the cashier some kind of racist nickname, and punch the guy behind you in line in the face for standing to close to you. Boom, authentic Phily experience. If you want to make it really authentic, take a sh*t on your front porch and yell for your wife to come clean it up before you go inside and then cap it all off with a drunk shadow boxing session telling her how you could of beaten up Drago just like Rocky did in Rocky IV. Eagles fans are walking around thumping their chests about being 4-1. I think they started last year 5-0. Carson Wentz is now best QB in the league. F**Kin A I really cannot stand these guys. Like in 2015, they think this game will be a breeze. They think Cam is a running back. You’ve heard the arguments. When the ball is kicked off in BofA Thursday night the atmosphere should be electric like it was in 2015. The stands will be full of Eagles fans in the NFL’s ugliest jerseys because none of those assholes want to live up there anymore and we have to deal with the fallout of a country with an open Interstate system that seems to only head from the northeast to Charlotte. Ah, but like in 2015 Panther fans are going to make our joint tough for those clowns to play in. Like in 2015, Eagles fans are thumping their chests over wins against some pretty bad teams. Good for them, they beat who they were supposed to beat. Even with our injuries, we are the most well-rounded team they have faced. It just sucks that this game is on Thursday and not Sunday. I think our defense is going to come out with something to prove after subpar Q4 performances against NE and Detroit. Our interior o-line and our line as a whole is playing good football and Cam Newton is starting to look healthier week by week. Cam will beat the Eagles pressure and J Stew will have a breakout game and run the ball against that stout defense. Not one national outlet has picked us to win the last two weeks. The NFCE ass kissing has already started as Sal Paolantonio literally rode in Doug Peterson’s car to the game on Sunday. How many used wet wipes were in that passenger seat? In the end it’s going to be a great game and the good guys will prevail as Eagles fans leave our stadium with another fat L. Panthers 31 Eagles 24
  22. *Disclaimer: Nothing in the OP is meant to be taken seriously. Rocky was a great champion.*
  23. Geez lighten up Francis it's sports hate satire.
  24. Hey man nobody asked you anyway! (I still stop there every time I'm in Philadelphia thanks for the tip. I fantasize about those crab fries).
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