PhillyB

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About PhillyB

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  • Birthday 08/30/1985

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  • Location third spur east of the sun
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  1. PhillyB added a post in a topic Armed white racists with Conferdate flags and pickup trucks storm a black child's birthday party   

    every time i travel it's the first thing i get asked about as soon as people find out i'm an american. it's downright embarrassing.
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  2. PhillyB added a post in a topic The Piesman Trophy?   

    i do miss that ochre disc appearing at the bottom right of my screen as i scrolled down. i always knew i was about to read some funny ass poo the instant it registered with my firing synapses. 
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  3. PhillyB added a post in a topic Who will be the worst team in the NFL this year   

    i think the redskins pick top three. the niners won't be as bad as everyone things, nor will the titans or jags, though they'll all pick top fifteen.
     
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  4. PhillyB added a post in a topic Jake Long could possibly sign with the Falcons   

    lol are they shuffling jake matthews back to right tackle? charles johnson is going to take his lunch and beat his ass with it.
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  5. PhillyB added a post in a topic Brady's suspension upheld   

    he didn't really have a choice.
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  6. PhillyB added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    i was at that game. dropped big bucks on nice seats and went all out on food and drinks. we were 1-1 after beating the saints with a nice offensive performance and i fully expected us to walk out 2-1 after smothering a listless giants offense and running up and down a tired defense all night.
    instead ramses barden and david buttfuging wilson had career nights and i got a raging migraine halfway through the second quarter that stayed with me for the rest of the night, and the entire next day too actually, thanks to all the huddle threads lambasting cam for doing the superman when we were down 23-10
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  7. PhillyB added a post in a topic Barnwell on the sinking Saints   

    lol! schadenfreude is such fun
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  8. PhillyB added a post in a topic How do You Just Pick up And Leave?   

    just do it. no offense OP but i feel like you have a long history of talking about doing things here and getting all pumped up and psyched but then just never doing anything about it. this isn't meant to discourage you because i'm the same way, i'll run through an entire plan in my head but then not follow through by actually making it happen. it's something you have to train yourself to do.
    my advice would be to find a community college and enroll. you need to be doing something. even if it's just GTCC and you're moving to greensboro, you're still improving your life by leaps and bounds and getting out of what sounds like a stagnant, vitality-drraining situation up in reidsville (fug that place anyway.)
    good luck.
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  9. PhillyB added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    that and the eighteen times andy dalton threw for a first down last year by pitching it past charles godfrey to the slot receiver are good mentions for the cam era
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  10. PhillyB added a post in a topic Another mass shooting in movie theater, this time in Louisiana   

    this, combined with massive fines for being in possession of a gun that isn't registered to you or if your gun is used in a crime, would make a meaningful difference and pose no actual threat to gun owners outside of the NRA's shrill and blustery straw man rhetoric.
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  11. PhillyB added a post in a topic Officer Refuses to Shoot   

    i'm always conflicted about this argument because while duh racism is structural and systematic and reflected in our law enforcement institutions, individual police offers are variables and therefore there is no way to say with any scientifically-deduced certainty that a perp died or lived because of his skin color, because the claim isn't repeatable.
    this means you just have to plug anecdotes into an existing framework of structural violence against blacks, which is useful, but doesn't lend itself well to making empirically-based claims about individual incidents. 
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  12. PhillyB added a post in a topic I'm legitimately getting sad Obama's term is nearing the end   

    if it weren't for his adapting to the increasing popularity of gay rights sentiments, obama could be a republican. hell, the ACA, for all its reforms, is still just a private mandate that dumps billions of dollars into the pockets of insurance companies benefitting fro the misfortune of american medical maladies. in spite of the howling of perspectiveless dolts that insist obama is the most liberal president in the history of the cosmos, he's been performing at center right on a host of issues.
    he is an improvement over his predecessor, but i am disappointed. hopefully bernie can do better :-)
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  13. PhillyB added a post in a topic Armed white racists with Conferdate flags and pickup trucks storm a black child's birthday party   

    if al sharpton and jesse jackson stopped talking about these things they wouldn't happen
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  14. PhillyB added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    two of my angriest moments were the drew carter mugging on saturday night football in 2007 and cowboys game in 2009 when a deep muhsin muhammed touchdown was called back for offensive pass interference. i almost fuging destroyed the bar on that one.
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  15. PhillyB added a topic in Carolina Panthers   

    what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?
    Inspired by the Panthers vs. Seahawks replay thread.
    Mine is from that game, when Kam Chancellor jumped over the field goal unit for an attempted block, and then when we lined back up for the retry he stood in the exact same place and not one player or captain or coach ever even considered the possibility of lining someone up to block him. Sure enough, he did the same exact damn thing while I was screaming blood and carbon dioxide at the TV along with the rest of the universe, and he blocked the kick. I'm convinced the only reason I'm not dead right now is because the penalty called it back and nullified the turnover.
    Even Haruki Nakamura's boner on the Falcons hail mary in 2012 wasn't as staggeringly, avoidably, obviously fuging stupid.
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