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So how was it?

It was the first time for both of us. So imagine the worst sloppy drunk sex you've ever had, and picture doing it when sober.

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It was the first time for both of us. So imagine the worst sloppy drunk sex you've ever had, and picture doing it when sober.

sounds like sloppy sex but with a hard on...:D

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Pretty much. We were both so nervous we might as well have been drunk. I fumbled around with the plumbing so much it must have looked like I had rickets. Then I literally lasted about 15 seconds. (I wasn't kidding about her being hot.) and we watched South Park.

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Pretty much. We were both so nervous we might as well have been drunk. I fumbled around with the plumbing so much it must have looked like I had rickets. Then I literally lasted about 15 seconds. (I wasn't kidding about her being hot.) and we watched South Park.

ahh 15 seconds nice...wish my first was as good...lol...was in my car and I couldnt get it in...uhhhhh guess it doesnt really count then!

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Narrator's voice (let's contintue to watch as neither poster realizes the other was his so-called "first")

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i didn't count my first time cuz the girl was a virgin too, and couldn't take the pain. so i didn't nut.

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Narrator's voice (let's contintue to watch as neither poster realizes the other was his so-called "first")

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Meat tell us about your first time. On the farm. With that special sheep. What was her name? Mertha?

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