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During an interview with the Florida Hp... Tigers wife admitted to hitting tiger with a 4 iron.. when the cops asked her how many times she hit him,, she said seven or eight....

but put me down for a 4

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They asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger with the club. She said, "I'm not sure. Just put me down for a 5."

Tiger has no problems driving on the fairway, but he apparently doesn't fair well on the driveway.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

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