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Completely Disappointed in Tiger...

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Seriously, I am very upset over this.

I mean, he is probably the most famous athlete in the world, and one of the wealthiest.

But seriously, have you seen some of the skanks he was nailing? You are better than that! Look at your wife, every woman you bang is only acceptable if as hot or hotter than her.

but....

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Cmon Man!

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That's a man!

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Couldn't agree more. Dude don't get married if you are that raging.

I heard his wife knocked a tooth out and went to work on his cranium. Good for her.

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At least marry a hot bisexual model, most of them are any ways, and let her bring home other hot models for you to nail! jeeezus christ man, this is not rocket science!

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I think that is the Pancake waitress from Perkins that he picked up.

Truth be told, I don't think Tiger's wife is all that hot. Sure she is very pretty but is the typical blonde hair, blue eyed girl next door who is probably boring as Hell.

"Make babies and marry those types and bang the street hookers that will give you the nastiest, greatest 10 minutes of your life."

Johnny Rockets ~ 12/11/2009

**disclaimer** Not that Johnny Rockets approves, condones, or participates in such behavior**

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Very disappointing indeed Tiger. These chicks are equivalent to him shooting 25 over par at Renaisance Park.

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The dumbassedness that he has displayed is epic.

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You should read the text messages he had going with the one. The dude has major issues.

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You should read the text messages he had going with the one. The dude has major issues.

It's kind of like Michael Jackson. Both he and Tiger had dad's that drove the sh*t out of them growing up. Then they grow up and have issues. But instead of little kids, Tiger banged the ho's.

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You should read the text messages he had going with the one. The dude has major issues.

Tiger: I need you.

Jaimee: then get your tired ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon.

Jaimee: I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Here’s another:

Tiger: send me something very naughty

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

And another:

Jaimee: I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u :)

Tiger: Because I’m blasian :)

Tiger: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off

Tiger: :) you are too funny

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That Jamiee Ulkitixkiili chick is kinda hawt.

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I agree Tiger's Bitch is a typical milk toast clone, shes not the be all end all of poosay.

He's acting like he is 16 and banging everything willing, your Tiger Woods man you can't be playing with some Denny's Waitress

Do a Spitzer at least $$$

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