Jake: Steve hug me so they can put funny captions to this picture on a message board.
Smitty: Dude, they hate you on message boards.
Lmao; best one.
"Bye Steve, they're going to sack my ass. I mean my career, not an actual sack. Well, I guess in an actual sack they do end up touching my ass, but, well, you get what I mean."
*Smith has a look of "WTF; what has he been smoking?" on his face*
"It's ok Jake, we still make huge amounts of money; who the hell really cares about the playoffs when we can retire at this very second and be richer than the guy posting this fake conversation ever will."