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#1 Zod

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 08:51 PM

So earlier today I was abducted by an alien. I was hypnotized and lured to her lair through craigslist where she examined my human form by rubbing my muscles for an hour. She then proceeded to take a semen specimen from me. I can only imagine what tests they will do with that.

Anyways, should I have tipped?

#2 Johnny Rockets

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 09:01 PM

JBro is posting ads on Craigslist again?

#3 Skew

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 09:33 PM

JBro is posting ads on Craigslist and doing anal probes again?


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#4 PanthersFanNY

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 09:36 PM

She should have tipped you for being a good sport and donating your seed.

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 10:30 PM

where she examined my human form by rubbing my muscles for an hour.


she must have had awfully small hands

#6 Kevin Greene

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 11:47 PM


Anyways, should I have tipped?



You should have tipped her over the examing room table and showed her how we do it here on earth.

#7 jasonluckydog

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 01:05 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

#8 The Link

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:15 AM

Cosplay isn't real Zod.

#9 Jbro

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:16 AM

I hope you were not abducted by the same one I was in NY.

#10 mmmbeans

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:18 AM

is this some sort of code for tentacle rape?

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:47 AM

I don't think penicillin will work on alien VD.

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:26 AM

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