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Quick question about alien abduction...

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So earlier today I was abducted by an alien. I was hypnotized and lured to her lair through craigslist where she examined my human form by rubbing my muscles for an hour. She then proceeded to take a semen specimen from me. I can only imagine what tests they will do with that.

Anyways, should I have tipped?

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JBro is posting ads on Craigslist again?

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JBro is posting ads on Craigslist and doing anal probes again?

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She should have tipped you for being a good sport and donating your seed.

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where she examined my human form by rubbing my muscles for an hour.

she must have had awfully small hands

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Anyways, should I have tipped?

You should have tipped her over the examing room table and showed her how we do it here on earth.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Cosplay isn't real Zod.

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I hope you were not abducted by the same one I was in NY.

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is this some sort of code for tentacle rape?

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I don't think penicillin will work on alien VD.

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