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Forget about Proehl...Armanti = Bill Brasky


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#1 Panthro

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:02 PM

"Armanti Edwards is a son of a bitch!"

"Armanti Edwards is the father of every kid in this town!"

"Armanti Edwards once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

"One time I was with Armanti in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Amanti goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Armanti Edwards! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, "Armanti Edwards"... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

"He sweats Gatorade"

"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

"He sheds his skin once a year."

"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Armanti!"

"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."

"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."

"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

"Armanti Edwards was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Armanti took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Armanti takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Armanti yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

"Armanti Edwards had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."

"They found $60 in change in his stomach."

"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."

"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."

"Armanti drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Armanti Edwards talk in his sleep."

"He date raped David Bowie."

"He once inhaled a seagull."

"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

"It was the sight of Armanti's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."

"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."

"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."

"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"

"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

"He has dandruff the size of mice!"

"He jogged with a fridge on his back!"

"Armanti Edwards was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

"His first name is Armanti! ....... I'm drunk."

"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."

"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."

"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Armanti went hunting? Armanti decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."

"We once had a bachelor party for Armanti. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"Armanti once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."

"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."

"Armanti once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

"Armanti's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."

"Armanti ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Armanti was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Armanti chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

"He breastfeeds John Madden."

"Armanti named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."

"If you drop a phonograph needle on Armanti's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"

"They use Armanti's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."

"Armanti directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."

"All the 'Yes' album covers are Armanti family photos." "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."

"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Armanti said it would've happened sometime."

"Armanti's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"

"Armanti still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."

"He thinks then iron man is gay."

"He framed Roger Rabbit."

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Armanti- except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

"He gave a handjob to a manta ray."

#2 PantherBrew

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:06 PM

Armanti Edwards consumes Panthro's mind.

#3 Wither

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:11 PM

Armanti Edwards consumes Panthro's mind.


Something like that.

#4 MCCNASTY

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:19 PM

Wow. I cant believe the toenail on his penis thing. Man thats weird.

#5 Razzy

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:21 PM

I heard that he once made a play so intense, he got every woman in the front row of the stands pregnant.

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:32 PM

So anyway, Edwards would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly," and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Edwards had to shoot the maid.

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:33 PM

I heard that he once made a play so intense, he got every woman in the front row of the stands pregnant.


I was there. It happened.

#8 Proudiddy

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 03:34 PM

Edwards can blow bubbles with beef jerky

#9 Rononoa3000

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 05:10 PM

If Armanti Edwards were gay his name would be Terrell Owens.

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 06:25 PM

Armanti Edwards has black skin.

#11 WilkinsonDonnie

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 06:31 PM

god I love Bill Brasky, though I hate how the new snl cast tried to do something similar with the breakfast at tiffanys song....soo poopy

#12 jramsey4

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 06:33 PM

Armanti Edwards got in a starting contest with the sun and won.

Armanti Edwards counted to infinity - twice

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Armanti Edwards

They once made a Armanti Edwards toilet paper, but it wouldn't take poo from anybody.

Armanti Edwards doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


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