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#1 Captroop

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:52 AM

So we just got our new crop of interns today, and my Department got one. My boss has already told me that he doesn't want to bother with the intern, and that he is my responsibility.

That's right, 22-years-old, and I have my own summer intern.

So now the question is, what do I have him do? He's not 21 yet, so he can't by me liquor. So I'm racking my brain for ideas of how to use him. Thoughts?

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:54 AM

So we just got our new crop of interns today, and my Department got one. My boss has already told me that he doesn't want to bother with the intern, and that he is my responsibility.

That's right, 22-years-old, and I have my own summer intern.

So now the question is, what do I have him do? He's not 21 yet, so he can't by me liquor. So I'm racking my brain for ideas of how to use him. Thoughts?


Wash your car.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:03 AM

Glory hole.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:04 AM

bukkake

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:11 AM

Hell if I had known we were going that route I would have suggested a blumpkin or a rusty trombone

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:11 AM

Make him do something awful after work so that he is "initiated." You'll have dirt on him this way.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:11 AM

Hell if I had known we were going that route I would have suggested a blumpkin or a rusty trombone


u are what u eat

#8 88 Bronco

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:14 AM

u are what u eat


Is that why you're such a huge dick?

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:15 AM

Is that why you're such a huge dick?


:boxing_smiley:

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:17 AM

:boxing_smiley:


I can't fight you. Beating up fags is a hate crime and I do not want to go to jail.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:19 AM

I can't fight you. Beating up fags is a hate crime and I do not want to go to jail.


don't lie you know if you went to jail ud be in bronco paradise.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:20 AM

don't lie you know if you went to jail ud be in bronco paradise.


well, maybe a little.