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#1 NJPanthers12

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:24 PM

I want to once and for all make it clear that I am not a guido and state the differences between a bro and a guido.

Bros love being able to brag about their drinking plans to friends at work. Bros especially love to rehash stories on Monday morning about their wild weekend, which inevitably end with the phrase, “Dude we were so fuged up!” Theya also enjoy calling girls sl uts to their faces and running mad bro trains. Bros are also scientifically proven to be the best looking and smartest human beings on the planet. It is not an opinion but more a fact and whoever does not agree is just a bro hater. Most importantly bros only wear ankle socks and if you do not wear ankle socks your are the ultimate bro hater.

****** are dumb italians (i am italian) who spend hours upon hours getting ready and gelling their hair for the night. Bros dont need all that time to get ready because bros are the best looking people on the planet. They like to pump their fists and start fights, but would never dare to fight a bro because they know they would lose.

Therefor in conclusions bros are better then ****** and now everyone knows. I hope this clarifies everything for everyone ecspecially saltman.

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:26 PM

I want to once and for all make it clear that I am not a guido and state the differences between a bro and a guido.

Bros love being able to brag about their drinking plans to friends at work. Bros especially love to rehash stories on Monday morning about their wild weekend, which inevitably end with the phrase, “Dude we were so fuged up!” Theya also enjoy calling girls sl uts to their faces and running mad bro trains. Bros are also scientifically proven to be the best looking and smartest human beings on the planet. It is not an opinion but more a fact and whoever does not agree is just a bro hater. Most importantly bros only wear ankle socks and if you do not wear ankle socks your are the ultimate bro hater.

****** are dumb italians (i am italian) who spend hours upon hours getting ready and gelling their hair for the night. Bros dont need all that time to get ready because bros are the best looking people on the planet. They like to pump their fists and start fights, but would never dare to fight a bro because they know they would lose.

Therefor in conclusions bros are better then ****** and now everyone knows. I hope this clarifies everything for everyone ecspecially saltman.


Makes perfect sense, bro :wink:

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:28 PM

Wow, Bros sound alot like douches. Come to think of it so do ******.

Edited by MCCNASTY2, 27 July 2010 - 01:29 PM.
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:29 PM

Wow, Bros sound alot like douches


typical bro hater remark

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:29 PM

Shouldn't you be out tanning somewhere?

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:30 PM

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:32 PM

typical bro hater remark


I wasnt hating bro. Some of my best friends are bros. Besides Im more of a homie anyway.

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:33 PM

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Are those bros or ******. They look like douches. Its all so confusing.

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:33 PM

saltman your the ultimate bro hater, one day you will wish you had the backing of a bro.

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:33 PM

I want to once and for all make it clear that I am not a guido and state the differences between a bro and a guido.

Bros love being able to brag about their drinking plans to friends at work. Bros especially love to rehash stories on Monday morning about their wild weekend, which inevitably end with the phrase, “Dude we were so fuged up!” Theya also enjoy calling girls sl uts to their faces and running mad bro trains. Bros are also scientifically proven to be the best looking and smartest human beings on the planet. It is not an opinion but more a fact and whoever does not agree is just a bro hater. Most importantly bros only wear ankle socks and if you do not wear ankle socks your are the ultimate bro hater.

****** are dumb italians (i am italian) who spend hours upon hours getting ready and gelling their hair for the night. Bros dont need all that time to get ready because bros are the best looking people on the planet. They like to pump their fists and start fights, but would never dare to fight a bro because they know they would lose.

Therefor in conclusions bros are better then ****** and now everyone knows. I hope this clarifies everything for everyone ecspecially saltman.


Also see: Difference between a Douche and a Turd Sandwich.

#11 The Saltman

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:34 PM

you like bromances right? A bro having a romance with another bro?? is this correct???

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:34 PM

Also see: Difference between a Douche and a Turd Sandwich.


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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:35 PM

you like bromances right? A bro having a romance with another bro?? is this correct???


yes a bromance is sacred between two bros. its the ultiamte repsect you can have for another bro. someone that has your utmost respect, someone you are ready to go into battle with whenever a dumb smut wants a dobule team, someone you would not mind conducting a train for with the rest of his bros.

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:36 PM

Sounds to me like there's absolutely no difference.

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:37 PM

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