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[Any_Given_Sunday]

Thought this might be an entertaining topic to help pass time until August 12th. We all love the Chuck Norris jokes, but Chuck Norris is old news. It's all about #89 now. I'm sure you could use just about anyone that wears a Panthers Jersey for this, but when I think of Chuck, i immediately thin Steve Smith. Such a powerhouse. Break his arm and it doesn't even phase him. I've seen the sense of humor on here and i'm not quite sure why most of you aren't in the stand-up comedy business. I come here for four reasons.... 1) Panthers news 2) Panthers fans 3) always a good laugh after a hard day of work. 4) Huddle member avatars and sigs

So on that note.... let's get it started. Steal it from Google or get creative and make your own. Either way...

And in the famous words of Radio...... "Where mah pie?!"


- They once made a Steve Smith toilet paper, but there was a problem. It didn't take poo from anyone.

Edited by Any_Given_Sunday, 03 August 2010 - 09:36 PM.

[PhillyB]

and on the eighth day steve smith said LET THERE BE FOOTBALL. and fred smoot and deangelo hall were smote before the lord, and it was good.

[Any_Given_Sunday]

If Steve Smith has $5 and you have $5.....Smitty has more money than you.

[The_Cannon]

Steve Smith visited the Virgin Islands during the off season...its now just called The Islands.

[Cracka McNasty]

hate to hijack the thread but this just reminds me of a group i made a few years ago titled "steve smith: professional badass" on facebook.

http://www.facebook....49149445&ref=ts

I think the chuck norris quotes inspired me to tell you the truth.

[Carolina•Pride]

Who would win in a fight? A hurricane or Mike Ditka?
Dit.....ka... Hold don... hold don.....What if this certain hurricane was named.......Steve Smith...Trick question..

[Taom82]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Smitty.

Smitty can win a game of connect four in only three moves.

[RockyTopVol]

M&Ms DO melt in Steve Smith's hands.

[homeblown]

when steve smith was born, the only person that cried was the doctor....nobody slaps steve smith

[jasonluckydog]

When Steve Smith takes a poo it smells real bad.

[Any_Given_Sunday]

There is only one other man besides himself that Chuck Norris fears...... Steve Smith.

[RockyTopVol]

Sharks do a one week TV special on Steve Smith every August.

[Panths]

Steve Smith's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Steve Smith used to have a gap...

NOT NO MO' PLAYA!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Steve Smith is so fast he can run around the world and scratch his own back...