Nobody "accidentally" goes to the Castro.
ROFLMAO. My buddies wife through him a party with bottle service and everything on the 2nd floor of Mr. Smiths. My other friend got wasted and said he was looking for a hotel that had vacancy (he's from long beach, so he doesn't know the city), and he told me he walked for hella blocks until he saw rainbow flags up and then he got scared and called a cab to get him out of there. Funniest story I've ever heard in my life.
Sorry for the thread derail.