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Is there anything Jimmy Clausen does right?


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#1 Awesomeness!!

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:00 PM

He seems to be pretty much terrible at everything. He will run on 3rd down and slide 7 yards short of the marker. He refuses to step in the pocket when it breaks down, and as a result gets sacked 11 times a drive. Whenever he isn't sliding for 2 yards or getting sacked, he throws the ball away for no apparent reason too much, or he will stare the receiver down to the point where we as a TV audience can tell what direction he is about to throw.........even if the route takes time to develop. Not to mention I honestly believe his arm is made out of a vagina. Anything over 25 yards and you better believe the ball isn't making it to the receiver...............on time or with accuracy anyway. I doubt he can read defenses and make a good quick decision, and at this point he himself probably knows that he sucks sweaty monkey balls, so his confidence is gone. So there. All you should want out of a rookie is flash. SOMETHING to build on, and with him, there is nothing. He might play 14 years in this league holding a clipboard though. Good for him.




And he is a Shitty leader.

Edited by Not-Awesomeness, 13 December 2010 - 08:24 PM.


#2 OneBadassCat

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:05 PM

Apologize... wait never mind.

#3 Jangler

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:09 PM

How do you get sacked 11 times on 3 and outs? I think you are exaggerating.

Not to mention I honestly believe his arm is made out of a vagina. Anything over 25 yards and you better believe the ball isn't making it to the receiver...


Have you seen a vagina shoot a ping pong ball?

Edited by Jangler, 13 December 2010 - 08:11 PM.


#4 Captain Obvious

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:14 PM

I like how he surveys the field for like .015 seconds before he throws to his check down.

#5 BIGH2001

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:18 PM

Miaowww will be along shortly to defend his BFF Jimmy.

#6 BIGH2001

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:20 PM

Oh, and he is also a shitty leader. It's evident that none of the guys, especially the entrenched veterans, really want to make plays for him. Thus the poor effort from the offense as a whole.

#7 Stroupe-a-loop

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:23 PM

I don't know. He doesn't turn it over a bunch? That's a thing I'm pretty sure.

#8 pantherrice

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:25 PM

He does do one thing right, get us closer to the #1 draft pick.

#9 bornCLTraisedILM

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:26 PM

He isn't even really good at the check down, he's been throwing them all over the place!

#10 PhillyB

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:28 PM

he is to quarterbacking what you are to thread-making

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:32 PM

I don't know. He doesn't turn it over a bunch? That's a thing I'm pretty sure.


He has 9 turnovers. 8 starts this year.

#12 Starscream

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:34 PM

Have you seen a vagina shoot a ping pong ball?


link?

#13 PhillyB

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 09:09 PM

Have you seen a vagina shoot a ping pong ball?


you'd be surprised what downtown bangkok could teach you about vaginal pingpong skills

#14 Jbro

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 09:12 PM

He doesn't read your posts.

#15 Anybodyhome

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 09:12 PM

I gave this a lot of thought, had a bunch of stats lined up, charts, PowerPoint, etc......

but the short answer is, "No."


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