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#1 Zod

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Posted 21 December 2010 - 08:48 PM

Twas the night before huddle Christmas
And all through the place
Every huddler was wondering
Were boos undies of lace?

The jock straps were hung
By the chimney up high
The smell was of that
Of a skunk that had died


......... Pease finish

#2 Jase

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Posted 21 December 2010 - 09:04 PM

when out in the tinderbox there rose such a clatter
cookinwithgas was in a bitchfest with the mad hatter
and into the lounge did I peer with such grief
to find boo hadn't posted new pics of her feet

In college football forum mister husker does sleep
While through his head visions of laetitia do creep
In the panthers forum the fans are reviewing the tapes
While panthro and scrum discuss strawberry crepes

Edited by Jase, 22 December 2010 - 10:25 AM.


#3 Kevin Greene

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Posted 21 December 2010 - 10:42 PM

And I in my Panther cap when what should appear
But pictures of Boo's boobies so sweet and so dear
And then Life is a Garden brings us all sammiches
While we drink our beers on the couch, scratching our britches

Then on towards the tunnel soon Foxy was running
For on a tropical island soon he will be sunning
But fear not Panthers fans for soon we'll be star struck
As our Number one pick surely will be Andrew Luck

#4 Liminy

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 12:19 AM

When what to my huddling eyes should appear
but The Saltman with pics of a shiny red rear
the sugarplum shape and the rosey red cheeks
couldn't drown out the busy troll speak

fug Clausen, fug Smitty,
fug your number 1 pick
Go Saints, Go Falcons, oh it made me so sick.

#5 Skew

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 01:33 AM

Before the night was over, I headed into smack,
To see Kt proclaim our next QB should be black.
I showed him some facts to persuade his way,
And of course he became quiet, and slithered away.

#6 Wither

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 03:10 AM

You people have too much time on your hands. :o

#7 PantherBrew

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:01 AM

These are fantastic.

Queers.


Really they are funny though, good work.

#8 The Saltman

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:01 AM

I woke up to cluttering noise deep in the dark,
To see Dockery show up with a butt plug with a red mark,
I'll tell you one thing I wasn't surprised to see,
Dpantherman was the man shouting with glee,
His head was stuck so far up dockery's ass,
But I just went about my business and knew this gay Christmas dream too shall pass.

#9 Mvp2014

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:24 AM

You people have too much time on your hands. :o


lol. no kidding..

#10 The Saltman

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:25 AM

it took me 2 minutes to write mine and I assume it didnt take anyone else any longer. But I understand that it takes dockery about 5 minutes a word on the huddle.

#11 boo7382

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:34 AM

Love how my name has to be somehow incorporated?

Sorry about the no feet pics Jase:(

#12 Zcustom

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:39 AM

I'm just surprised nobody has rhymed it with Poo yet.

#13 boo7382

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:42 AM

I'm just surprised nobody has rhymed it with Poo yet.


hahha true. I have to admit though, these are pretty funny

#14 TheSaint

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:50 AM

Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin
Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in
Now this types of poo, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g

#15 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 09:46 AM

I logged on to the forum and what did I see,
but 682 people in lovely ladies
staring at the boobs that I posted some time back
so that stupid ass newbs would jack,
and not post stupid threads that are whack.


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