Boo...I'd highly recommend that you post your profile and the answer to all the questions here so we, your friends, can review them for you!!!!!
hahahaha nottt happening!
just go to BAR and dance on the bar. i'm sure you'll find someone like that!
Why do you think I don't go there in the first place?
Or even better, let teh Huddlez sift through your potentials and narrow the list down for you.....
Oh, great, so I can end up with some douche who wants a slutty looking girlfriend making sandwiches and giving him beers all day long? No thanks.
Yeah, I think we should collectively come to an agreement on what the profile should look like and say.
No, then I would just end up with a profile saying "I'm hot, I have big tits, and I am a professional sammich maker"