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Mrs Pantherfan

I Voted Republican..

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Just thought it was only fair to post the funny stuff from the other side...that and SouthCak said he wanted to read one :)

First List:

Because I believe we *really* are a monarchy, not a democracy and that the President should have the powers of a King.

Because the idea of bombing Iran makes me salivate like a bitch in heat.

Because I believe the Constitution is just a goddamn piece of paper.

Because the rule of force trumps the rule of law.

Because we need more poor people.

Because an obese drug addict with a radio show told me to.

Because I *love* catchy phrases like "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" and "BRING 'EM ON."

Because clean air is so darn overrated.

Because the thought of torturing people brings me close to orgasm.

Because "habeus corpus" was dreamed up by a bunch of men wearing tights.

Because unadulterated prescription drugs are not important to me.

Because I think my chances of getting salmonella are very low.

Because visiting those national monuments *should* include seeing the wonders of mechanization that those oil well rigs represent and the patches of dirty crude broken and discarded pipe enhance the experience, too.

here's another list:

VOTE REPUBLICAN

IF:

You are a Multinational Corporation.

You hate animals.

You are pro-liberty and against a womens right to choose.

You are pro-life and support the death penalty.

You want private corporations to make policy.

You think it would be neat to be an Orwellian novel character in real life.

You believe some people are more equal then others.

You like tax cuts that your kids get to pay for.

You think Paris Hilton needs a tax break.

You think Jesus is for War and accumulated wealth.

Your favorite character from "It's a Wonderful Life" is Mr. Potter.

You can't stand the Middle Class.

You like Aristocracy

You think the world is 6,000 years old.

You're Pro-Torture.

Global warming doesn't concern you.

You are very afraid.

You favorite colors are Black and White.

You think machines are a good way to vote.

You like authoritarian government.

You do better when people decide for you.

at least the "why i voted democrat" one was true for the most part. this one is way off.

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at least the "why i voted democrat" one was true for the most part. this one is way off.

lol

lol

LMAO

haha

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