Jump to content





Photo
- - - - -

Cam Is Becoming Chuck Norris


This topic has been archived. This means that you cannot reply to this topic.
74 replies to this topic

#73 fieryprophet

fieryprophet

    WARNING: Do not annoy!

  • Joined: 15-December 08
  • posts: 5,448
  • Reputation: 5,699
SUPPORTER

Posted 15 October 2011 - 02:38 AM

In the future, superheroes will be called "Cam Newtons"

Proof (start @ 4 mins 50 secs):



#74 scarface

scarface

    Senior Member

  • Joined: 25-December 10
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 3,515
  • Reputation: 1,574
HUDDLER

Posted 15 October 2011 - 02:53 AM

Cam Newtons sperm grants immortality. To bad I'm not gay. :(

#75 twylyght

twylyght

    The picture of how I care

  • Joined: 04-December 08
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 3,390
  • Reputation: 462
HUDDLER

Posted 15 October 2011 - 04:28 AM

Cam clogs the toilet when he pisses
Every year on his birthday, Cam selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
When Cam goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead dons a bucket and a handgun
Cam won American Idol using only sign language
Cam doesn't call the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone
There is no theory of evolution, on a list of species Cam has allowed to live
Cam breaks a lawnmower every time he shaves