21 replies to this topic

[Iceberg Slim]

Ok, so Valentines day is Tuesday and I have no thoughts about what to do this year. So let em rip, what are you going to do for your loved one?

Edited by sagaciouspanther, 08 February 2012 - 01:59 PM.
cuz I have no clue

[catfang]

Flowers delivered. On Tuesday. Valentines Day.

[Hawk]

nothing...my wife totally agrees that Valentines Day is a big rip off so I get an annual excemption!

[Kitten Diver]

give her a glass of wine and a strawberry shortcake

[Hawk]

if you feel so compelled to piss away your money, just so she knows you love her...or can show you off to her friends in the competition of who has the best boyfriend ever....do yourself a favor and buy it today...or better yet...wait until after the 14th and come up with a clever way to disguise your cheapness with romance!

[Iceberg Slim]

Pi for you Sir, cheapness>romance

[Kitten Diver]

if you feel so compelled to piss away your money, just so she knows you love her...or can show you off to her friends in the competition of who has the best boyfriend ever....do yourself a favor and buy it today...or better yet...wait until after the 14th and come up with a clever way to disguise your cheapness with romance!

nothing says i love you like a good cheap free fugiing

in her butthole

[ARSEN]

I told my fiance to take a vacation but she has no idea what I'm up too. I got us a 3,000sqft cabin in smokey mountains with absolutely amazing view. I also bought candles and huge amount of rose petals. I will cook dinner, fillet with smashed potatoes and salad, then it will be champagne and hot tub time with mountain view, then it will be fireplace and a movie.

[Jase]

anal lube.

The gift that keeps on giving.

[ARSEN]

I did not u like it in the ass.











Does it hurt to walk the following day?

[JakeFlake]

wrap a bow around your penis and say "you are welcome."

If buying her something, do it on the 15th when it is half price.

[Hawk]

if she truly insists on getting a gift...here you go!

[Humble Dew]

Nothing says I love you more than this.

[sharkman]

Valentines day is a made up "holiday" to boost 1st quarter retail numbers. It's a load of poo.
Like I tell my wife, why do I need a set day to show her I love her? She gets flowers personally delivered to her on random days. We have date nights when we have babysitters. An occasional card when the mood strikes me. Etc.
If anything I probably do less on valentines day than any other day of the year just to prove my point.
And yes, she knew I didn't recognize VDay as anything at all before we got married.

[ARSEN]

My fiance hates flowers and chocolate.