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Valentines day suggestion thread

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Ok, so Valentines day is Tuesday and I have no thoughts about what to do this year. So let em rip, what are you going to do for your loved one?

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Flowers delivered. On Tuesday. Valentines Day. :D

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nothing...my wife totally agrees that Valentines Day is a big rip off so I get an annual excemption!

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give her a glass of wine and a strawberry shortcake

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if you feel so compelled to piss away your money, just so she knows you love her...or can show you off to her friends in the competition of who has the best boyfriend ever....do yourself a favor and buy it today...or better yet...wait until after the 14th and come up with a clever way to disguise your cheapness with romance!

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Pi for you Sir, cheapness>romance

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if you feel so compelled to piss away your money, just so she knows you love her...or can show you off to her friends in the competition of who has the best boyfriend ever....do yourself a favor and buy it today...or better yet...wait until after the 14th and come up with a clever way to disguise your cheapness with romance!

nothing says i love you like a good cheap free fugiing

in her butthole

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I told my fiance to take a vacation but she has no idea what I'm up too. I got us a 3,000sqft cabin in smokey mountains with absolutely amazing view. I also bought candles and huge amount of rose petals. I will cook dinner, fillet with smashed potatoes and salad, then it will be champagne and hot tub time with mountain view, then it will be fireplace and a movie.

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anal lube.

The gift that keeps on giving.

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I did not u like it in the ass.

Does it hurt to walk the following day?

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wrap a bow around your penis and say "you are welcome."

If buying her something, do it on the 15th when it is half price.

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if she truly insists on getting a gift...here you go!

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