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Saints* in haiku

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Bandwagon fills up
Stealing pills and bounties taint
Saint fans eat my sh*t
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Bags on heads for years
Benson move to San Antone?
Winds blow then Saints**** cheat
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[b]Superdome bounties, tackling between whistles, saint season fizzles[/b]
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Cheater
Cheater
Pumpkin Eaters
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heads covered with bags
best way to hide dirty moles
now comes the dumb trolls

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invented bag heads
we cheated to get better
back to wearing bags

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Bags cover heads seats colored
City cleansed water, wind
Media darlings

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Saints* team gets flooded
by tropical storm roger
alejandro cries

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asterisk aster
asterisk asterisk as
asterisk aster
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brees throws for five grand
next week turns to ten decades
the mole is in tears

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gordell u are bad
we started us a rally
go to jail u bug



-Saints* fains
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nocturnal noises
o' desp'rate vascillation
sean payton's left hand
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buckets o' thunder
pain in my helmet - coma!
that's vernon davis

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braintrust of franchise
forming brilliant idea
copy the ledger

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vilma suspended
appellate motions denied
back to the basement

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Saints** fans touch themselves
Lubrication from their tears
Gregg Williams turned on
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So many talented haiku writers here it amazes me.

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I hate those faggots
I hope they die in a fire
Wipe my ass with them

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how is this thread not more popular

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[quote name='Argus Plexus' timestamp='1341853069' post='1821172']
I hate those faggots
I hope they die in a fire
Wipe my ass with them
[/quote]
You mad?

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[quote name='big_d' timestamp='1341875703' post='1821515']
You mad?
[/quote]You homo?

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and attempt a limerick instead of a haiku.

There once was a douche from the south
With a mole and a mighty big mouth
that whined and cried
and often denied
What was proven beyond reasonable doubt
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Lombardi trophy
Some have one, others do not
Tears and rage follow

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that sucked

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Stuck in a poo town
The offseason that won't quit
What more could one want
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