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Camwagon fans and their gatorade bottles LOL

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I can't imagine what goes on in the trailer parks in carolina at 2 in the morning and I don't want to. I'm sure those blue gatorade bottles arent being used to replenish vital nutrients.
Word is those things are a hot item and I'm sure they are being stocked in porn shops to attract the naive teenage skate boarders inside. What a shame.
I saw one in Atl and I punted that poo to the meat department and when the teeange store manager approached me about it, he took one look in my eyes and decided the gatorade bottle deserved it. I told him there was a pic of Cam on it and him being the failclown fan got mad and took the witches brew off the shelf. I then proceeded to tell him I was a Buc fan and b/c I am a fan of a team who has actually won a SB, I deserve to move to the front of the line. I didn't wait for his reaction, I just moved to the front of the line like I was supposed to, the butt ugly georgia cashier rung my goods, and I paid with hard american cash.
btw, I'm sending a letter to gatorade telling them the perversions that are committed right here by some huddle members and the urgency to rethink their Cam Newton campaign. Carolina is just not ready for a mega star.
Which brings me to the point of this thread, if you want to see where this thread is going, look no further than the falcons forum circa 2007 when Vick brought his legions of uneducated, zit faced, sexual confused mouth breathers to the the falcon bandwagon. What a mistake that was. Their board crashed on an average of 3 times a week and it always crashed on game day. Good for me but bad for the rednecks in georgia who have no life outside of falcon forum. If you don't think it's going to happen here, fug you! It will.
If your smart you would turn on the newbs and run them back to the packers or LA Lakers board. Good luck and thank me later. Like monday.

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You post like Raheem Morris coached
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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1346980234' post='1887777']
You post like Raheem Morris coached
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Haphazard and shitty?

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1346980234' post='1887777']
You post like Raheem Morris coached
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Like Stevie Wonder trying to fug a deaf and mute chick

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[quote name='88 Bronco' timestamp='1346980446' post='1887778']

Haphazard and shitty?
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crazier than a syphilitic squirrel

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1346980234' post='1887777']
You post like Raheem Morris coached
[/quote]thank you. sounds like you've seen the light. your welcome.

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hellen keller told better stories than you

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[quote name='PhillyB' timestamp='1346981948' post='1887838']
hellen keller told better stories than you
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but she didnt inhale boners like you. Where's your cam bottle?

Probably under your twin bed covered in yellow glue.

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really well thought out troll....if you are 12

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lacking in creativity? say something about dicks!

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You know what...I'd do the same thing to Josh Freeman bottles...oh wait they'll never exist.

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does anyone speak retard? i need a translator.
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