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#1 Irv

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:04 PM

The true origin of his towel is unknown but the first known appearance of the towel is seen here in a photo of the great muhammad ali after beating liston for the first time.

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Its been said that after every fight Muhammad would drape this over his head in the showers and contemplate about his life and how he wanted to be the best. The towel felt this energy and absorbed it from Ali ever day untill Ali defeated George foreman. After the fight ali threw his towel into the crowd without thinking and he's regreated it ever since.

for a couple years the towel is said to of taken some side jobs at various hotels and bathrooms till it found its way to a young man named michael jordan seen here.

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He loved that towel which he kept with him till 1996 when he lost it in the championship to a young women who was a rapid fan of his and also coincidentally the maid to arnold schwarzenegger. One night the towel saw something horrifying between arnold and his new found owner the maid which he kept secret until 2007 when a kid from the special olympics used him as a snot rag causing arnold to throw him away. The towel angry that arnold didn't bother to wash him left a note for maria shriver about his what he saw which would we later be revealed in 2011.

After making it to the states the towel found its self in a recycling bin headed to a gatorade products processing plant where it was tortured for hours until it came out of the machine with horrible painfull G markings all over its body. Mortified the towel ran away and hid in the offices of statefarm only to be stolen by none other then aaron rodgers

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The energy of the towel from its previous owners would propel aaron rodgers to a superbowl championship. Aaron rodgers eventually moved on and so did the towel. For the next couple of the months the towel would go from owner to owner even being held by a man named jimmy clausen from which the towel sucked all the energy out of cause he was unworthy. That is until a curious young man by the name of Cam newton picked him up after his first day of training camp in 2011 where it now resides. although sometimes being replaced by his gay pink brother.

#2 Jase

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:05 PM

pie for creativity

*golf clap*

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:05 PM

I wanna know if A-Rod ever did his Touchdown Belt celebration at home when down by a lot to get the fans back into the game.

I'm sure that wasn't mentioned at all.

#4 carp24000

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:07 PM

Absolutely perfect....

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#5 Inimicus

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:09 PM

So your saying there was so much greatness in the towel it gave us Muhammad Ali and Micheal Jordan. After that the best it could do was Aaron Rogers?



Cam needs a new towel...

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:10 PM

Simpsons did it.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:12 PM

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Couldn't resist...

#8 PhillyB

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:15 PM

thugs, all of them

#9 Delhommey

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:20 PM

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.


Cam's just an interstellar hitchhiker.

#10 philw5289

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:41 PM

sorry i couldn't resist

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#11 rayzor

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:42 PM

towel over the head = baseball cap

not a big deal.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:56 PM

People think he's a baby...so why not just wear this?

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