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This fuging stomach flu

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That's going around. My daughter had it over the weekend. Now my wife has it. I'm going around the house with clorox wipes and gallons of sanitizer. I can feel the viruses trying to defeat me. Just in time for Thanksgiving. Noooooo fug you bugs!!

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Quarantine. Either that, or get to a hotel, stat. They'll understand.

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Heavy alcohol consumption. More fun.

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We're on the West Coast and we have it here too.

My daughter had it last week and threw up all over me and my wife. We ended up getting it the next day. My sister then got it, so did my niece. My best friend, his brother and entire family got it as well. I think it originated from my daughter's day care.

Throwing up from both ends, it's not pretty. If you do get it, I recommend nothing but sleep and nyquil with acetometophen as you will have a headache for 2-3 days.

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flu shot?

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The flu doesnt give you diarhea or make you puke

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*goes to disinfect my ipad*

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I had this poo a few weeks ago and holy poo was it terrible. My worst symptom was a high fever. Luckily I was able to fend off the vomiting with some "anti-nausea medication".

I would've hated to experience it without that "medication"

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No such thing as a stomach flu. The influenza virus can not survive in the digestive track.

Sorry its kind of a pet peeve.

Hope you and yours make a speedy recovery and feel better for the holiday.

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No such thing as a stomach flu. The influenza virus can not survive in the digestive track.

Sorry its kind of a pet peeve.

Hope you and yours make a speedy recovery and feel better for the holiday.

Tract.

Kind of a pet peeve.

:D

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Tract.

Kind of a pet peeve.

:D

Well played sir.

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Well played sir.

:)

Thank god my wife has appeared to have gotten over it and I have escaped (hopefully) unscathed. Too much eating and drinking to do tomorrow, don't have time to be sick.

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