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Thanksgiving day poops

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The proper way to prepare your belly for all this food is poopin.
It is important to have a day before poop.
Morning of poop
And an evening poop

My prediction is that I will poop 3 times today. What say you?

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Are you an SCP alt, or trying to take over his turf? This will be an interesting turf war, if we have two poop savants 'dooking' it out.
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Haha...I think it's a fact that 90% of the huddle is typed while sitting on the commode
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Haven't pooped yet.
*nervous*

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I had my usual morning sit down.

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[quote]One should never, ever, interrupt one's desire to defecate. I have inquired at the Bronx and London Zoos as to the daily bowel evacuations of primates. It is not once, twice, or three times, sir, but four. At the end of an average day, their cages are filled with a veritable mountain of natural health.
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Dr Kellog - the Road to Wellville
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I'll clear the pipes in about an hour right before the big meal begins

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